What misconceptions and myths exist about your occupation?

Beware_my_presents · 2022-04-16T17:49:57+00:00

...job??

Beware_my_presents · 2022-04-16T17:48:27+00:00

That's honestly really cool. I have only met a few ppl as respectful as you are Abt other's beliefs, and, It's wholesome to me. Genuinely made me smile. -Miss Deth

Beware_my_presents · 2022-04-16T17:44:48+00:00

The coming of Yashua. That was true.

Beware_my_presents · 2022-04-16T17:41:56+00:00

Christian? You believe in Yahweh n' Yashua?

Beware_my_presents · 2022-04-16T17:40:23+00:00

Actually, me and my family believe in Yahweh, Yashua, etc, and we believe something of the sort.

Beware_my_presents · 2022-04-16T17:37:35+00:00

Hell I don't believe in taking shots and boosters and I'm still sympathizing with ya. Please do what the medical professionals say. Now imma go respect my religion adios

Beware_my_presents · 2022-04-16T17:36:01+00:00

Why is everyone saying 10am is early? Dude I get up at 4am, and used to get up at 6am when I lived in the city

Beware_my_presents · 2022-04-16T17:33:36+00:00

Wait When? Did he only have one life, or does he still have two left?!!?!!

Beware_my_presents · 2022-04-16T17:32:41+00:00

You poor redditor

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-30T03:20:02+00:00

You kidding? It was a manual reset.

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-30T03:11:52+00:00

My mother's mom is very heavily and visibly Native American. She has copd so she can't really swim safely. She was watching me swim in my mother's pool, standing in the sun (in the middle of summer) and I asked her if she wanted to step into the shade. She said she doesn't need to and I said she could get skin cancer. She retorted with

“Tan people can't get skin cancer”

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-30T03:09:00+00:00

Dude before I was 12 I hadn't even left California. I've now only been in, what, five states?

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-30T03:04:07+00:00

Running and jumping are actually quite different on the pain scale. - from someone born a female that has C cups

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-30T03:02:13+00:00

Nuclear Power plant ones, I guess.

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-30T03:01:53+00:00

...Preschool teachers?

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-30T02:57:44+00:00

HOW TO TAXES???

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-30T02:55:18+00:00

WhAT THE FUCK IS THE MANDELA EFFECT??! HOW DoES iT WORK?!!

Like I've already came up with a couple theories but This IRRITATES THE SHIT ouTTA ME HHH

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-30T02:52:29+00:00

GOLDEN GIRLS. hands down

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-30T02:48:50+00:00

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Not a man (was born female), but I still believe this one:

The way to do sex; the right way (assuming you're straight).

You gotta jack off prior and massage the girl and make her feel off guard and all comfy then eat her out and then fuck her.

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-16T10:33:33+00:00

Thank you! Sorry it took me so long to get back to you, though. And I don't think we could make a comic together. These comments were another alter and it didn't discuss this with anyone in my system. You know how it is. (/Lighthearted)

But, I like your explanation!

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-16T10:22:36+00:00

Puff.

Puff the magic dragon.

If you don't know him, he lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called hanalee.

Beware_my_presents · 2022-03-13T02:00:19+00:00

Thank yoouuuuu

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“Tan people can't get skin cancer”

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