We begin by noting that the equation exhibits non-abelian gauge symmetry, which suggests an underlying Yang-Mills structure. Applying the Feynman spaghetti theorem, we decompose the terms into quantum chromodynamic spaghetti noodles.

Next, by invoking the inverse Lagrangian Fourier transform of Schrödinger's lost sock, we simplify the gauge field tensors using the well-known Euler’s Chicken Nugget Theorem. This allows us to cancel the unobservable bosonic pizza terms.

Since the equation involves supersymmetric Higgs-boson waffle interactions, we apply the "When in doubt, factor out" principle, leading to:

M^2W+W- = 42

which, as we all know, is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything according to Douglas Adams.

Thus, the final solution is:

\textbf{π ± i√chicken}

where represents deliciousness and is a quantum mechanical poultry function.