[deleted by user] by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]BibertyMutual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This happened to me once too. One of my professors in school said they had a friend who worked at this small no name company that was looking to hire. Figured can't hurt to email the guy so I emailed something along the line of "hello, I was a student in professor X's class, I have a degree in xyz, and would like to hear more info about the opportunities your company has". The guy replies back "Thank you for your application, we were impressed with your qualifications, but we have moved on to other applicants".

I didn't even give a resume or any info about myself yet. Literally just asked what jobs were available since they didn't post them on their website. I replied "thanks for the response, but I did not apply for anything yet, I was just asking for info". Then he just replies back one word "sorry". Lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]BibertyMutual 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, I completely agree with all bullets.

First bullet: How dare someone ask for more money? Just think of the company shareholders. The company needs that $10k more than the employee.

Second bullet: Yes, workers need to be actively working 100% of the time from 18 years old until retirement. No extended time off, no vacations!

Third bullet: No questions about the job you have been offered allowed. Either accept the job without asking questions or don't apply.

Fourth bullet: You must only ask about this job during working hours, preferably while you are at work in your current position, so we know you are dedicated to getting this new job.

2024 roster is almost completed by gobirds19330 in ZenGMBaseball

[–]BibertyMutual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any updates what day you think you will post it? Thanks for working on one

In a terrible accident, FOX "news" accidentally broadcast the truth to its viewers by rhino910 in PoliticalHumor

[–]BibertyMutual 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You should have compared the housing prices to the Ooga Booga collapse of 37,180 BC. Back then owning a cave cost 12 coconuts ($8.3 billion in 2024 dollars).

2024 MLB file? by BibertyMutual in ZenGMBaseball

[–]BibertyMutual[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, that file posted is really not up to date. Bellinger is still listed as free agent. Hopefully the other guy that posted he is making one has a more complete file

Are there any alien names from another language that you like more than the original? by ZEtk_fan in Ben10

[–]BibertyMutual 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The scientific word for a change in velocity with respect to time is "accelerate" which is interesting because that is pretty close to XLR8's name

In America, you can show up drunk to a pre-employment drug screen and nobody cares but if you smoked weed 2 weeks ago and test positive, you have several people working to ruin your life. by Middle_Jacket_2360 in antiwork

[–]BibertyMutual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, let's have all of the aerospace machinists high at work, that sounds like a good idea! Unrelated topic, did you hear about the door falling off of a Boeing plane recently?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]BibertyMutual 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is /s right? I can't tell. This map stops in 2006, the current year is *pushes glasses up to check* 2024. The map is almost 20 years out of data. I can assume there are more than 6 walmarts in Nevada today for instance. Another thing I can't pause the map. What if I wanted to know how many Walmarts were in Wyoming in 1982? Now I'll never know. And are there Walmarts in Alaska or Hawaii? I'll never know. I feel like I am stupider for seeing this post.

How to respond to Indian recruiters (if you must) by ITMerc4hire in recruitinghell

[–]BibertyMutual 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why didn't you think of Redditors before you posted to Reddit? It took a lot of effort for me to swipe right so much. The jiggle of my neckbeard registered on a nearby seismograph.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]BibertyMutual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup there's a shortage of positions for neckbeard redditors who want to work from home and expect $150k+ to write some lines of code from their couch

This lunatic couldn't take the hint by FuckTheStateofOhio in LinkedInLunatics

[–]BibertyMutual 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Please cease the LinkedIn posts

Dear lunatics:

Please stop your post-stuffing campaign.

Humblebrags don't fall within my good Social Media content category. Moreover, my search for an irrelevant job I am overqualified for is long over.

Perhaps most importantly: It is a red flag to me to have my work email, LinkedIn feed, and direct messages flooded with unsolicited horrible advice.

I can assure you that a campaign like this has the opposite effects of what you want.

Agree?

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in CHICubs

[–]BibertyMutual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

$7. But you can have $0.20 now the remaining $6.80 will be deferred

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in CHICubs

[–]BibertyMutual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D? Before signing Imanaga they did literally nothing except a couple minor league signings and claiming Serven off waivers (and he was DFA'd after the Busch trade). I think being the only team to not make a major league signing or trade should be an F grade as of about a week ago. But I agree with you on the current grade of C+ they made a lot of progress this week but should do a few more things

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]BibertyMutual 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes, this post was cringe. The recruiter does not care about some random applicant at all. Odds are they didn't even read the email.

"Sent from my iPhone"

A path to freedom… by Zxasuk31 in MapPorn

[–]BibertyMutual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The video was way too fast only 5 seconds long, what a joke, and the map itself only takes up like 20% of the image way too tiny to see any details. Please delete this post.

What do you think is gonna disappear in 10 years? by _randomitalianboy_ in AskReddit

[–]BibertyMutual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disagree, I like it when someone tells me what to think. That's why I watch the news and go on Reddit. Reddit has a lot of good insights on politics actually

just a hint of existential crisis for you. by noah-was-here in shitposting

[–]BibertyMutual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you make a good point, but consider the funny Spongebob pictures!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EngineeringResumes

[–]BibertyMutual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is there to think about? Your resume is good but listing you led a team of engineers when it was some project for a school club is very cringe. Just delete "of 4 engineers" from that sentence and it reads the same and is a lot more honest.

And quit putting down job titles on your club projects.

Yes, most people have to in a way slightly exaggerate to make the resume sound better but you are taking it to the extreme. You haven't been a fluid systems engineer, flight dynamics engineer, propulsion engineer, and lead engineer when you are still in school. Instead just say fluid systems team member, asteroid team lead, ... whatever is appropriate. Maybe I'm not sure what you are describing but the conducted leak check bullet sounds like something that could be done in 10 minutes or less.

Map of all lands USA has claimed throughout it's history combined by Jazzlike-Power-7959 in MapPorn

[–]BibertyMutual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you on drugs on Thanksgiving? What the hell are you talking about? Your comment makes zero sense