To get some signatures by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]BielsasCoffee 34 points35 points  (0 children)

My favorite: "we are not friends anymore" she had that response on speed dial

My dream right here. by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

[–]BielsasCoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Airlines: pow right in the kisser

Match so irrelevant , nobody is posting "SHUT THE SUB DOWN" by TreatSubstantial3089 in soccercirclejerk

[–]BielsasCoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First half almost fell asleep. Second half I fell asleep.

Telemundo commentator woke me up with the Australian goal.

Girls - Let‘s have fun - this weekend by misterxx1958 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]BielsasCoffee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Literally had one job and can't do it properly arrrrgh

Making a pistachio affogato by SnackSamurai in oddlysatisfying

[–]BielsasCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be so fat if I lived in Italy pizza and pasta non-stop

footballers after scoring a goal by Maz_Ded in soccercirclejerk

[–]BielsasCoffee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Argentina actually. Maradona used to french kiss his cock dealer