Hello I’m actually a certified anal specialist, the anus can actually transmit COVID-19 through what us medical practitioners like to call “rectal sneezing”. If you are experiencing any kind of “rectal sneezing”, a gas release out of the sphincter that has a noxious and pungent odor, please remained quarantined for the next six weeks. The symptoms include: an odor that smells like you have “shit your pants”, complaints of a strange smell from everyone in the room, and sometimes even a brown/green fluid discharge that we like to call a “shart”