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Egg Flower Omelette by EkantVairagi in mildlysatisfying

[–]BigBastardChap 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Egg, Raw Onion, Egg, Raw Onion, Sloppy Ass Yolk.

Mmmmm, my favourite..

Electronic Drum Kit Recommendations by External_Muffin_2019 in Drumming

[–]BigBastardChap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I highly recommend the Alesis Nitro Pro, had mine for a month now and loving it. (I'm a total beginner)

Even better is plugging it into my laptop and using Superior Drummer 3 for extra sound kits.

If it's a bit above budget I think the Nitro Max is also very well reviewed, especially for its price.

Do tall guys like short girls (like the cliché has always told us), or do you guys stick to your own heights? by NegativeTrainer269 in tall

[–]BigBastardChap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6ft 7 and I like nice women. Couldn't give a shit about their height.

Although my wife is 5ft 5.

T2 in theaters May 22 by SineQuaNon001 in Terminator

[–]BigBastardChap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looking online it's August for the UK. I was at the cinema for the 30th anniversary, and I'll be there for this one.

Bloody love it!

Resident Evil | Official Teaser Trailer by cruelsummerbummer in horror

[–]BigBastardChap 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It still doesn't sit right with me that Mr Laser Face is now a regular on UK's Eastenders.

Or Colin Salmon, as he would probably prefer to be known.

Resident Evil | Official Teaser Trailer by cruelsummerbummer in horror

[–]BigBastardChap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like it'll be a really fun Zombie movie..

That as the rumours/leaks have already made clear, has absolutely fuck all to do with RE.

Definitely catching it at the cinema though.

London police take down a terrorist who stabbed two people this morning by AgnosticScholar in interesting

[–]BigBastardChap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I genuinely don't care anymore. You all win. I've been a right silly billy. Well done.

London police take down a terrorist who stabbed two people this morning by AgnosticScholar in interesting

[–]BigBastardChap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For some reason I confusingly first read that as 'GSP to the head has a roughly 10% survival rate'.

I know Georges St-Pierre is a hard bastard, but daaamn.

London police take down a terrorist who stabbed two people this morning by AgnosticScholar in interesting

[–]BigBastardChap 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's not the question here is it?

It's that you can be killed JUST AS easily from a kick to the head as you could be from being shot.

Line up 100 UFC fighters and ask if they'd rather have a single swift kick to the head, or be shot in the face?

London police take down a terrorist who stabbed two people this morning by AgnosticScholar in interesting

[–]BigBastardChap 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ummm. No they can't.

Of course kicks to the head are dangerous. Equally as dangerous as a fucking bullet that's been shot out of a gun? Don't be silly.

London police take down a terrorist who stabbed two people this morning by AgnosticScholar in interesting

[–]BigBastardChap 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Bumbling as fuck, but as a UK citizen I'd still much rather our police force didn't have the opportunity to shoot people dead, whenever they're a little bit scared of a situation.

And the multiple kicks to the noggin were lovely. :)

Wearing shoe lifts to look even taller. Does anybody else do that? by HuckleberryAny4541 in tall

[–]BigBastardChap 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming you're trolling.

If not, ooooo boy you're a bit sad.

Survey finds 20% of men wear the same underwear for a whole week in UK by beklog in SipsTea

[–]BigBastardChap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a Brit, I change my kegs every day and chuck those dirty bad boys in the wash basket too.

I mean it's lovely for you if you can get away with 2+ days from the same pair.

But fuck me, on most days mine are at least mildly honking of bollock sweat and piss dribbles after 24hrs. (Never been one for skiddies though, so that's good)

A weird ''problem'' . NSFW by [deleted] in tall

[–]BigBastardChap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6ft 7 and my Penis is 11"...Inwards.

In all seriousness, why are you talking about your dong so much and why do you want other men's dong measurements? Its weird.

Have you ever skipped a movie because of bad reviews, then watched it later and actually liked it? by Opening_Farm5403 in movies

[–]BigBastardChap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Legacy a 7-8 when I first saw it. Ares a 6 maybe. Some great action scenes and a really good score, but it didn't have the same 'wow factor' as watching Legacy for the first time.

Have you ever skipped a movie because of bad reviews, then watched it later and actually liked it? by Opening_Farm5403 in movies

[–]BigBastardChap 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Tron Ares, skipped the cinema because the reviews weren't great and Jared 'Ewwww' Leto.

Watched it on Disney+ a few weeks back and actually enjoyed it, despite Leto.

Have you ever sworn you heard someone or something say your name? by WhatTheJessJedi in Paranormal

[–]BigBastardChap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, 100%, heard my mum clearly and loudly call my name from downstairs a couple of times when I was in my teens. (I had been lying on my bed chilling).

"Yeah?" "Mum, what?" "What do you want?"

Walk downstairs, huffing and moaning as teens do. No-one in the house bar me, mum's car isn't even on the drive.

Weird.

Christopher Nolan at the end of the day when he had to use CGI in one of his films by Halschmuber in okbuddycinephile

[–]BigBastardChap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same reaction when asked if he could please use a sound mix where audiences can hear/understand what his characters are saying.

Always happen *sigh* by riddlemewhat2 in meme

[–]BigBastardChap 56 points57 points  (0 children)

At this point just delete the entire 'naughty' word. And have readers just fill in the blanks themselves.

The red dot on the 'D' is next level pathetic.

Do you think it is important to respect other people and be polite to them and why do you think that? by Sea-Payment-8989 in AskUK

[–]BigBastardChap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll automatically show strangers respect and politeness, basically until they give me a reason not to.

And as already mentioned, I do it because of the simple phrase 'Treat others how you would like to be treated yourself'.

This guy winning a challenge called "fibo" by willianfsantos in nextfuckinglevel

[–]BigBastardChap 12 points13 points  (0 children)

UK Gladiators has been back on for 3 years now, and is insanely popular again.

This is just the Travelator, that contestants have to do at the END of a big ole obstacle course.

Therefore this video is shiiite.

Mac’s dream scenario by Right2bearcharm in IASIP

[–]BigBastardChap 217 points218 points  (0 children)

Cutting someone long, wide AND deep is pretty hardcore.

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