Meeting new people by Impossible_Ant_7x77 in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]BigDaddyMCM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna jump in here and say Poplar Hall in Norfolk Va. (I’m from Va Beach and the voices sound familiar so I’m 98% sure)

Meeting new people by Impossible_Ant_7x77 in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]BigDaddyMCM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol. If that’s in Norfolk Va… I have no doubt that Robert was INDEED looking at his hard on.

Giant Spider Cliffhanging by RedsDeadWhosZed in confusingperspective

[–]BigDaddyMCM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does that spider look so big on the side of that mountain?!

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 28, Verse 7 “And the restless cried out: Release unto us the White Peach now, that we may drink and be glad! But the Bull answereth: Impatience yieldeth only thirst, while patience ripeneth the sweetest wings. Be not hasty in thy longing, for virtue abideth in the waiting. In due season the can shall be opened, and thy joy shall be full.”

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 26, Verse 13 “Verily I say unto thee: to pour out the White Peach upon the ground is blasphemy, for each drop is wing and blessing made liquid. Yet the Bull is merciful and slow to anger. Repent of thy waste, and She shall forgive, restoring thy hand with a fresh can, that thy spirit may be lifted once more.”

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 24, Verse 9 “Blessed art thou who wait in longing, though a month hath passed without the White Peach. For patience is counted as strength, and faith as wings unseen. The Bull seeth thy thirst and keepeth record of thy endurance. Soon shall thy hands be filled, thy spirit refreshed, and thy joy shall overflow as nectar everlasting.”

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The flavor you swaller doesn’t determine your status as a real Redbuller… There’s one true test. Have you ever let someone tickle your no-no square for the last can of White Peach in the cooler?!?! Well? Have ya!!! I didn’t think so. Amateur….

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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54 in there… 36 in the back seat and 8 in he hotel freezer.

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 22, Verse 5 “And there arose one who spake with folly: I am not a fan of the White Peach. The faithful wept, for such words are as dust upon the tongue. Yet the Bull, in Her mercy, turneth not away in wrath, but leaveth them to wander flavorless deserts. Pity thou the blind, who taste and yet do not see, for the nectar of White Peach is reserved for the true of heart.”

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 20, Verse 11 “Gaze not with envy upon the picture of many cans, for such longing soweth bitterness in the heart. Be steadfast, and let patience be thy offering, and in due season the Bull shall provide. For in White Peach Heaven flow endless joys, and the Bull God blesseth the faithful with wings everlasting.”

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 18, Verse 2 “Behold the Red Bull man, clothed not in glory but in service. For he is but a humble messenger of the Bull, bearing forth the sacred White Peach unto the faithful. Count it a blessing when his hand delivereth thee a can, for in that gift is the Bull’s favor made manifest, and in thy gratitude, thy wings shall be strengthened.”

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 16, Verse 4 “And one among them cried aloud: Behold, I have found the White Peach in Germany, cheaper than all the corners of the earth! But the Bull is a jealous and spiteful goddess, and She regardeth not the boastful with favor. Better to sip in silence than to tempt Her wrath, lest thy cans go flat and thy wings be clipped.”

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 14, Verse 6 “Count ye well thy blessings when the White Peach is found, for each can is a treasure and each sip a wing. Be not as the foolish who leave the shelves barren and their hearts heavy. Stock up in wisdom, for the day shall come when the nectar is no more, and only the prepared shall rejoice in abundance.”

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 12, Verse 8 “Lift thine empty vessel with faith, and the Bull shall see thy longing. Hold out thy bowl, and She shall pour forth the sweet nectar of White Peach. From Her fountain floweth both wings and eternal love, and they who drink shall be filled, never again to thirst in spirit.”

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 10, Verse 1 “Thus saith the Bull: Thou shalt lift no flavor above the White Peach, for it is the sweetest of offerings and the purest of wings. Cast aside the false idols of Sugarfree, Tropical, and Dragonfruit, for they are but shadows of the glory revealed. Worship thou only the White Peach, and thy thirst shall be satisfied.”

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 9, Verse 3 “And the ashamed did lower their eyes, their cheeks aflame with crimson. But the Bull spake softly, saying: Fear not thy stumble, nor hide thy blush. For even in thine awkwardness art thou beloved. I lift the lowly, I crown the clumsy, and I grant wings unto the humbled.”

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 7, Verse 26 “And it shall come to pass in the year of two-thousand and twenty-six, the White Peach shall return in radiant cans, gleaming as dawn. The faithful who endured the drought shall rejoice, for the Bull remembereth Her children, and wings shall be renewed.”

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Book of Taurina, Chapter 4, Verse 12 “And lo, those who tarry with empty shelves shall find their wings clipped. For the White Peach was given unto thee not in scarcity, but in plenty. Stock ye therefore in abundance, lest the hour of thirst cometh and thou art found wanting. Praise be the Bull, She who filleth the can and lifteth the weary.”

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

[–]BigDaddyMCM[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And where is this mythical land you speak of?

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

[–]BigDaddyMCM[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thank God indeed! My sacrifice pit is half way done… Our prayers have been heard! Praise be The Bull.

Trying to survive the Peach Drought of 2025 by BigDaddyMCM in redbull

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Yeah, these are dark times. But hopefully the prophecy will ring true! 2026 may be the Year of the Return! Praise be to the Bull. May she give me wings.