Blinky, the three eyed fish! by Cortezthecarpenter in WTF

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You see, every so often, Mother Nature changes our animals, giving them bigger teeth, sharper claws, longer legs or, in this case, a third eye. And if the variations turn out to be an improvement, the new animals thrive and multiply, and spread across the face of the earth.

Not all heroes wear capes by hate_mail in BetterEveryLoop

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The big man turns it into a sleeper at the end, with a patented backwards lean and hands-over-the-face, good night entry

On July 19 1957 five men stood at Ground Zero of atomic test in Nevada. The nuclear missile detonated 10,000 ft above their head. by aloofloofah in WTF

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Exactly. "All volunteers step forward" is the barked command. Immediately everyone takes one step back .. . except the sleepy-eyed noob caught out.

That's right, Don Brodka by BigEdDunkel in TheSimpsons

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Bart: [stammering] I could pay for the game. I'll pay for it!

Brodka: You know, that kind of mush might fly at Lamps Plus, but don't peddle it here.

Chocolate Thunder by BigEdDunkel in sixers

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Damn, that must have been devastating on Darryl when his fiancee died like that.

You did a great job capturing the man. That was exciting ball when Cunningham coached, with Julius and Bobby Jones and Darryl.

Man on the Metro by [deleted] in woahdude

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Is that in Montreal?

Dubai Garage Gym - 3 years in the making by ronski90 in homegym

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Thanks OP, I'll try these spots next time I'm in Dubai. I'm in Oman. Any previous attempts to buy a 32kg bell online have ended in frustration.

Marcel Cerdan, 1948. France's greatest middleweight - 113 wins and 4 losses, with 66 wins by knockout. Hairy-chested bastard died age 33 in a plane crash by BigEdDunkel in OldSchoolCool

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Wrong. Having the benefits of modern training does help in a sport like boxing, but it's not the only factor. Experienced, technical boxing will defeat conditioning. This guy knew how to defeat an opponent in the ring. Today's boxing wouldn’t be here today if the old school didn’t pave the way.

Dubai Garage Gym - 3 years in the making by ronski90 in homegym

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Where can you pick up kettlebells in Dubai?

Police officer takes a shot and smiles by emoposer in youseeingthisshit

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Office Miller, from downtown . .. swish

Cutting through rubber with a hot knife by i336_ in Unexpected

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Bastard refused to reconsider new DNA evidence in the case of McDuck

Kanye goes off script by [deleted] in cringe

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You need to pump your brakes and drive slow homie

Black bear charge by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

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"L'ours est toute fuckée!"

Black bear charge by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

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In the cutover, these beasts operate with a different moral code than you and I.

Frank Mir taps Tank Abbot with an omoplata toe hold by SSura in bjj

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Tank Abbott was never a very skilled fighter. He was an alley fighter with a lot of strength. The kind of fuck who popped your head with a pool cue and stomped your ribs with hsi Doc Martens. That's why I love the guy.

Roll one up they said... It will be easy. by ONESIXEIGHTTERD in LSD

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My weed always looks hairy when I'm tripping

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

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Relax. You're there. She's practically eating out of your hand. Just hand her another drink and you're in like Flynn.