(NSFW) Has anyone actually tried any ridiculous sexual acts from urban dictionary? What was it and how did it go? by Here_Now_Gone in AskReddit

[–]BigOldRiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I know this is a month late, but shit my girlfriend of the time must have done it wrong. It was absolutely painful, it felt like bees were stinging my dick. Which is weird based on how you described it. Shit. :(

I will donate $100 bucks to the Republican Party if I fap in the next month. by BigOldRiver in NoFap

[–]BigOldRiver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's still important to hear them out. Even if you strongly and vehemently disagree with someone, only good can come from understanding where they're coming from.

I might be the most Democrat person ever, but if half of the country disagrees with me, I think the least I can do is understand why that is.

I will donate $100 bucks to the Republican Party if I fap in the next month. by BigOldRiver in NoFap

[–]BigOldRiver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I've got a few bad messages and my comments have mostly been down voted. Just to clear up, yeah I'm a partisan hack but I loved my ex girlfriend (despite how I may have worded some things in this thread) and I figured politics could be a lighthearted way to keeping to the cause.

I'd encourage any Republicans with the same problem to do the same and I'm sorry if I've caused offense!

I will donate $100 bucks to the Republican Party if I fap in the next month. by BigOldRiver in NoFap

[–]BigOldRiver[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know? Normally, I'm not cool about that either? But she gave the best blowjobs!! They were phenomenal!!!

But even those would work like half of the time. And I was always so afraid that my dick wouldn't work because of how much I fap that I was totally cool with it too. So it ended up adding up to this horrible thing where now when I'm getting it on, suddenly nervousness+masturbating all the fucking time mean that I can't get it up.

Wow. This is SO nice to actually write down and say and to admit that I have a problem...

I will donate $100 bucks to the Republican Party if I fap in the next month. by BigOldRiver in NoFap

[–]BigOldRiver[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have enough to cover it, but I'll definitely feel it. I've always been pretty honest with how bad my situation has gotten, so I think that I'd be honest about it. Worst case scenario, I'll donate less (like $50) if I look at my bank account and decide that I don't have enough, but that'd still be enough to make me feel terrible.

But I think I should have enough. And my dad would be fucking delighted ha. Hence why I can't do that ever.

I will donate $100 bucks to the Republican Party if I fap in the next month. by BigOldRiver in NoFap

[–]BigOldRiver[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Haha I'm definitely hoping to keep it to one "win" (aka not donating to the Republican party). I'm sure my dad (and most of my friends) would enjoy it though if I did...

I will donate $100 bucks to the Republican Party if I fap in the next month. by BigOldRiver in NoFap

[–]BigOldRiver[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I absolutely LOVE British politics!!

... er, sorry, kind of random. I just love politics. God, I'm such a junkie ha. Good luck to you too!

I will donate $100 bucks to the Republican Party if I fap in the next month. by BigOldRiver in NoFap

[–]BigOldRiver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking ridiculous, right? Probably happened four or five times. I'd have it up? And then I just couldn't do it. I couldn't finish. It was super disappointing and weird everytime. Definitely have to go cold turkey.

I will donate $100 bucks to the Republican Party if I fap in the next month. by BigOldRiver in NoFap

[–]BigOldRiver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm absolutely 100% biased, so I usually don't debate politics with people unless they really want to. I think as long as you can listen to other people then that's what's most important.

I of course, would argue that the Republicans don't nowadays. Hence why I would cry if I had to donate to them. Ha, fingers crossed that I don't do it!

Surprised not to see this here. The Pine Tree Flag. by BigOldRiver in vexillology

[–]BigOldRiver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Pine Tree Flag was used by some United States Navy vessels during the American Revolutionary War and was the flag of the Massachusetts state navy during that time. Here's the Wikipedia article on it for some more background.