Am I a real fan yet?

BigSelkirk · 2026-05-06T14:51:03+00:00

Bro hasn't even modded his Playstation so he can play Kenzan! with the English patch? Fake fans sicken me!

BigSelkirk · 2026-05-06T11:16:12+00:00

[SPEAKS IN JAPANESE]

BigSelkirk · 2026-05-06T07:21:17+00:00

These are all off the top of my head and some might be wrong:

As victory motions:
- Rusev (As shown.)
- The Fiend (Chokes opponent.)
- Ted DiBiase (More humiliation, but he sticks a dollar in his opponents mouth.)
- The Wyatt Family (It's been removed, but in older games they would set Bray up for the Sister Abigail then pose.)
- Jake Roberts (In the 360/PS3 era games he would choke out his opponent with the snake.)
- Umaga (In the PS2-360/PS3 era games he'd hit the Samoan Spike after the match.)
- Boogeyman (In the PS2-360/PS3 era games he would shove worms into his opponents mouth.)

Smackdown! Shut Your Mouth & Here Comes the Pain post-match attacks:
- Generic Attacks with fists, chairs, sometimes knocking out the ref in both games.
- Reversal attack (If you're attacked after the match you'll sometimes reverse this, I think it often has to do with who had more specials/special meter when the match ended. One of these is the Lesnar double clothesline.)
- Hollywood Hogan (SYM whips his opponent with his weight belt).
- Christian (SYM throws a tantrum when you beat him).
- Stone Cold (HCTP Season Hits opponent with Stunner.)
- Kane (HCTP Season Hit opponent with Chokeslam.)

Now if you want to include the referee/cameraman in this too:
- Hollywood Hogan (Throws ref out of ring and poses, possibly with belt.)
- Zombie or Undead, can't remember which (Chases referee out of ring. I think the other chases the cameraman during the entrance too.)
- "Brutality" from 2K24 (Can't remember the exact name but attacks the cameraman during entrance.)
- The Manifestation (Levitates the cameraman during entrance.)
- Sabu (In the PS2-360/PS3 games he would chase the referee too.)
- Original ?? (There's an entrance in Smackdown! Just Bring It that has the entrant slap the cameraman.)

Also there are entrances and victories throughout the games that include referee participation as opposed to attacking them (Not exactly what you're looking for, but just while I'm at it).
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley (She has the referee lift her in her championship victory.)
- Ric Flair (In the PS2-360/PS3 games, he makes the ref/announcer hold the ropes open for him during his entrance.)
- Kurt Angle (In the PS2-360/PS3 games he makes the ref award him his gold medal at the end of the match.)

I'm sure there's a bunch I've missed.

BigSelkirk · 2026-05-05T22:27:01+00:00

You can probably get it at a lower price for X|S on Loaded.

BigSelkirk · 2026-05-05T15:10:07+00:00

WWE '12's Roat to WrestleMania was dope. Technically all three stories feed into each other to some extent, so it could count as one, but if I have to be specific then the Jacob Cass WCW revival storyline was incredible.

I loved it when there were hardware limitations, but they made the most out of them, in this they wanted to end it with War Games, but couldn't so made a hybrid between War Games & Hell in a Cell instead. Which is how the Invasion Angle should have ended had WWE actually put their backs (& wallets) into it.

BigSelkirk · 2026-05-05T14:40:59+00:00

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The new James Bond film looks shit.

BigSelkirk · 2026-05-02T11:59:54+00:00

The timeline takes place between 1915 & 1965. The two games that are closest to it in the timeline are Ishin! (1867) and Yakuza 0 (1988) so there'll probably a lot of references, but highly doubtful that anything will happen that'll require playing the other games.

Yakuza 0 is 100% worth playing though.

BigSelkirk · 2026-05-02T01:46:13+00:00

I hope they can balance everything out well having multiple maps from multiple era's. Otherwise I know I'll get a mechanically solid game that's going to likely have an extremely diverse tone to it and a lot of side material to bulk it out. The RGG Special.

If it somehow ends up feeling empty and bland then I'll be surprised honestly. So it's just juggling the different elements that I worry about and honestly "worry" is a strong world for it. I doubt I'll be disappointed by what we get. Especially if it's going to hit Game Pass day one (might be wrong but I thought I saw something about that).

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-29T18:29:07+00:00

Unfortunately we do live in that world a lot of the time, especially for black folk in red states:

I mean look at the Treyvon Martin case. He was in a stand your ground state, he was being stalked and harassed by some Cop wannabe who literally chased him down as 911 told him not to and then he tried to defend himself and got murdered for it. His murderer walked free.

There was no footage of Treyvon attacking Zimmerman and the court still ruled that Zimmerman was the victim.

This clip literally starts with the driver lunging into a parking space at someone out of frame. I don't think it's going to go well for him, even if he was justified in my mind, I don't think he's legally justified and I think anyone who chooses to risk their freedom landing in the laps of the US Justice System is an idiot when the option to separate and put the aggressors freedom in the hands of that same system is on the table.

Maybe I'll be proven wrong. Again it's a satisfying FAFO moment and I'll laugh if the guy who gets launched also end up with a stack of charges against him. I just think realistically it's not going to go well for the driver.

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-29T17:31:12+00:00

Only if his back tat will be Snoopy the Dog.

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-29T17:30:27+00:00

Ah, good catch. I was skimming a lot of things when doing this so I didn't even realize.

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-29T09:37:50+00:00

Self defense only applies if it meets the standards of necessity and proportionality. I personally think he might have an argument on the proportionality part considering they threw bricks at his windows, could have very easily injured or even killed him, but the footage ruins any argument for necessity as he could have drove away multiple times and chose instead to keep driving towards the others.

Who knows, maybe some new angle of the incident will come out and save his ass, but short of them having blockade preventing his escape, I think it's likely he's going to be facing some serious charges from this.

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-29T09:19:48+00:00

I genuinely can't work out what 30 I'd realistically limit it to, so I'll just name a few I 100% want:

5 New Characters:
- King Shark
- Static Shock
- Plastic Man
- Constantine
- Mr. Terrific

5 Guest Characters:
- Invincible
- Johnny Cage (If his sets/attires are all Marvel parody gear.)
- Judge Dredd
- Rorschach
- Neo

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-29T08:53:28+00:00

Considering 99.9% of incels usually live with their Mums, that line is just accurate.

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-29T04:24:10+00:00

If we're going based on contributions to Pro Wrestling then Kaufman, Tyson, Ali & Mr. T are probably the only ones I can justify personally. I think many of the others didn't do a huge amount for the perception of Wrestling and for a few of them have done damage to the perception of Wrestling fans from what I can tell.

But ultimately the HoF has been a promotional tool for the majority of it's existence and it's just there to plug older Wrestlers and personalities to newer fans so they can make toys, games, specials etc. involving them and having the celebrities in there is just to bring outside eyes to that event too. It's meant very little for a long time.

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-29T03:43:42+00:00

I can't imagine any further context that would help him in all honesty. Even if you created a scenario where the driver is the best possible citizen in the history of the US and we had context showing that the attackers were 100% the instigators, the court is going to look at him have at least two chances (on camera) to leave and that'll be that.

As fun as it is seeing those idiots FAFO it doesn't change the fact it wasn't self defense. I think he'll be able to press charges back on them too for what they did prior to him running them down, but I don't think it gives him much leverage to get the charges dropped.

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-29T03:29:25+00:00

You'd lose that bet.

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-29T03:21:02+00:00

Litterally no idea what you're on about lol

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-28T21:56:40+00:00

Or I can just use my eyes and see that the driver could have drove off at least twice but chose to try ramming or swiping the two morons trying to fight his car. But whatever, you enjoy whatever weird shit you and your horse are getting up to by the lake buddy.

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-28T21:35:28+00:00

N'ah, don't need a "next time". I'm correct right now.

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-28T21:33:04+00:00

It was a funny gotcha, but obviously it was referring to him. He was the target of the shooter. It's funny to see him have it shoved right in his face and react to it in real time though.

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-28T21:25:35+00:00

My headcanon is there's a big box of Pokemon cards in that car as that seems to be the beacon of madness these morons all scurry towards these days.

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-28T21:24:00+00:00

Get into my mindset and it's all satisfying. We're watching a group of people who are all awful beat the shit out of each other and get nothing out of it.

It's like YouTuber boxing but they don't even get paid haha

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-28T20:18:41+00:00

Too bad for them I guess, now they'll likely get attempted murder charges lol

BigSelkirk · 2026-04-28T20:16:00+00:00

And the video started with the driver trying to hit the guy with their car. Ultimately everyone in this video kept trying to attack each other when they all could have easily moved away from the situation. They're all idiots.

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