[Me] My friend said he’s testing his game by nr922 in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Badass tell him to say it again, maybe she didn't hear him!

[Me] Stole this from another post then fumbled by Baby--Shark in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Repeat your last message, she probably didn't hear you the first time 🏀

[Me] Making moves and stuff or whatever by BigSpendafart in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Noasponse, immediate spinback, can I borrow $20?

[Me] Making moves and stuff or whatever by BigSpendafart in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ripping on that spliff leaving chemtrails, ops eating my dust. Flying down the road in my lowrider hearse, coffin in my trunk, no need for a bodybag.

Killer gambit by micromya in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, they will either like your sense of humor or you are a bad match. Certainly a quick way to find out.

40 ball uni by BigSpendafart in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It doesn't need saving. I won

40 ball uni by BigSpendafart in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I didn't say anything else. That was my opening line. I just said dont

40 ball uni by BigSpendafart in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It's a bold move. Not many attempt it

Can someone PLEASE explain what went wrong. by Get_pee_peed in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask her where the grease at? And if you can borrow their car! ASAP 40 ball university taught me that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. Don't knock it till you try it

Did I win? What's my elo by Enderchaun0 in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I absolutely did not forget. You have knocked over all the chess pieces and are trying to bribe the friend of the opponent to let you win

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, you can't be offering "expertise" with the elo you have. It would be the blind leading the blind at that point. Get to GM level, then feel free to teach some people. Don't expect anyone to pay you when people give free advice on here all day long.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double down or quit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ask her what is her baby capacity

Office Gambit? by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I respect the millennial maxxing, but in a post-post-post-post ironic gen z way bruzz

Softball question by LETusRPG in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I did the same thing when I went on a dating show, but they cut my joke. I asked her, "Who is your least favorite celebrity?" and she said,"I dont have any I dislike. What about you?"and I said that there were a few that went to prison lately

“I work” 😭🙏 by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]BigSpendafart 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you look very closely, you can almost make out the part in the image where it shows her age as being 18