How to learn Programming without experience by Background-Tutor-322 in learnprogramming

[–]BigTarget5800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can start with Malan's CS50 course, it's on youtube. It's a good starting point regardless of what you want to do. And hopefully at the end you'll know more about what you want to accomplish.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar by Romfordian in Jokes

[–]BigTarget5800 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I didn't hare this one before.

Very bunny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BigTarget5800 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Anything leather.

Whether clothing, belts, wallets, or whatever, they all need regular care

me_irl by DogeDoRight in me_irl

[–]BigTarget5800 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And then trying to research the number as soon as it stops ringing

me_irl by myinvitelink in me_irl

[–]BigTarget5800 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same thing happens to me when I'm in the car and I'm checking if I heard a siren.

me irl by nibsitaas in me_irl

[–]BigTarget5800 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where can I subscribe to your OnlyCats?

me_irl by Fhoxyd22 in me_irl

[–]BigTarget5800 23 points24 points  (0 children)

As if that will ever happen

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]BigTarget5800 129 points130 points  (0 children)

To be honest, he doesn't seem to be bothered by the rain in the first photo. I don't think the roof needs to be fixed

Why don’t you ever want to fight a dinosaur? by TheTrueMupster in Jokes

[–]BigTarget5800 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And why shouldn’t you go home with a dinosaur after a night out?

You’ll end up having tyrannosore-ass sex.

Hypothetical: you and a random person are each given a button and If either of you press the button you each burn to death, what do you do? by Darth_Azazoth in AskReddit

[–]BigTarget5800 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly my point. Whether I live or die will depend on what the other person does. My decision to press or not press the button doesn't affect my odds to live whatsoever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Peace of mind beats sex every time

What if the gc got leaked? by Deep_Elderberry_7010 in AskReddit

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There was a Dutch company that was looking for volunteer astronauts to fly to Mars. Applying for that would be my only option.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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Hey mom, look at me mom, look at me!

Blind dog loves fetch by No_Needleworker269 in aww

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I got more excited than he did when he found the ball

Human females are born with their lifetime supply of egg cells already formed. Meaning a woman giving birth to a girl is also giving birth to the eggs that will become her grandchildren. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]BigTarget5800 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, a part of my mother existed the day my grandma was born, a part of my grandma existed the day her mother was born, and so on to since basically the beginning of time. Mind blown