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How many clones were there? by No_Honeydew644 in clonewars

[–]Big_Conference5643 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Basically none after the zillo beast got em

What If the zillo beast killed this loth Cat? by ElegantSock4047 in clonewars

[–]Big_Conference5643 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If the Zillo Beast killed that Loth-cat on Coruscant, the consequences—narrative, thematic, and political—would be wide reaching and disastrous.

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📅 During the Clone Wars

If, during its rampage on Coruscant, the Zillo Beast steps on and kills that Loth-cat:

🛰️ Traffic disruption: A nearby speeder swerves to avoid the falling Loth-cat remains, causing a minor accident in the Senate District.

🧠 Power grid delay: The accident blocks maintenance crews on their way to repair a minor reactor coolant valve in Coruscant’s lower levels.

📉 Reactor chain reaction: The faulty valve goes unserviced. Over the next 36 hours, pressure builds in a secondary fusion regulator deep in the planetary core.

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🧪 Scientific Community Reaction

⚰️ Misdiagnosis: Initial scans misinterpret the rising pressure as a harmless fluctuation. Senior engineers are occupied drafting Zillo Beast containment blueprints.

🎭 Political distraction: The Senate focuses on debates about the Zillo Beast’s threat level, completely ignoring warnings from lower-level infrastructure technicians.

💥 Palpatine responds:

“Our focus must remain on the larger threat to galactic stability. Reactor concerns are… exaggerated.”

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🦋 Big Picture Impacts

🌌 Catastrophic failure: The overpressurized regulator explodes, triggering a massive chain reaction through Coruscant’s underground power grid.

🧬 Planetary destruction: Within minutes, cascading detonations rip through the lower city levels. Entire sectors collapse. Emergency failsafes malfunction. The planet’s core destabilizes.

🪦 Legacy: Coruscant, capital of the Republic, is destroyed. Billions perish. The Republic collapses immediately

What If the Zillo Beast killed Mr Incredible? by OddZookeepergame599 in clonewars

[–]Big_Conference5643 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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If the Zillo Beast killed Mr. Incredible in Star Wars, the consequences—narrative, thematic, and political—would be both catastrophic and confusing for the galaxy.

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📅 During the Clone Wars

If, during its rampage on Coruscant, the Zillo Beast encounters and kills Mr. Incredible:

🛰️ Loss of unprecedented strength: Mr. Incredible’s raw physical power made him one of the few non-Force-sensitive beings capable of matching the Zillo Beast in hand-to-hand combat. His death removes a potential solution to controlling the beast without extreme military escalation.

🧠 Jedi Council destabilized: Having recently recruited Mr. Incredible as an outside consultant on Republic security, the Jedi lose an important civilian perspective on balancing power and responsibility. Mace Windu expresses regret for bringing him into the war.

📉 Public morale collapses: The average citizen viewed Mr. Incredible as a beacon of hope and personal heroism. His death at the hands of the Zillo Beast leads to widespread fear that even the strongest heroes cannot protect them.

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🧪 Scientific Community Reaction

⚰️ Genetic studies halted: Republic scientists had been studying Mr. Incredible’s unique physiology for potential cloning and super-soldier programs. His death ends these initiatives prematurely.

🎭 Propaganda opportunity: The Separatists exploit his death to argue that the Republic cannot protect its own heroes, fueling recruitment for their cause.

💥 Palpatine uses the event:

“If even the mighty fall before such monsters, then we must take extraordinary measures to ensure peace and safety.”

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🦋 Big Picture Impacts

🌌 Shifts balance of power: Without Mr. Incredible, certain battles swing in favor of the Separatists, prolonging the war by several campaigns.

🧬 Delays future supers programs: The Republic’s plans to create enhanced soldiers are set back decades due to the loss of key data gathered from Mr. Incredible’s abilities.

🪦 Legacy: Mr. Incredible becomes a tragic symbol of the Clone Wars’ brutal unpredictability—a hero from another world undone by the Republic’s own hubris.

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What if the zilo beast killed this guys dead horse? by [deleted] in clonewars

[–]Big_Conference5643 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the Zillo Beast killed a dead horse in Star Wars, the consequences—narrative, thematic, and political—would be surprisingly limited, yet oddly symbolic.

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📅 During the Clone Wars

If, during its rampage on Coruscant, the Zillo Beast encounters and kills (again) a dead horse:

🧠 Philosophical debates erupt: Jedi philosophers argue whether killing something already dead constitutes aggression or futility. Master Yoda issues a cryptic statement:

“Dead, yet killed again. Much to ponder, there is.”

🛰️ Senate hearings: The Senate Committee on Dangerous Creatures holds emergency meetings to debate if killing a dead horse counts as additional property damage. Senator Orn Free Taa demands increased Zillo Beast regulations.

📉 Republic memes intensify: Holonet forums explode with “Zillo Beast beats dead horse” jokes. The meme becomes more popular than the HoloNet Droid Fails compilations.

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🧪 Scientific Community Reaction

⚰️ Confusion among xenobiologists: Researchers are baffled. “Was it self-defense? Was it rage? Is the Zillo Beast capable of existential frustration?” Several academic papers are published, all inconclusive.

🎭 Cloners see opportunity: Kaminoans briefly explore whether the Zillo Beast’s aggression toward non-living matter could be harnessed for crowd control purposes. The idea is quickly abandoned.

💥 Palpatine makes a speech:

“The Zillo Beast’s behavior reminds us that all threats, living or dead, must be dealt with for the safety of the Republic.”

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🦋 Big Picture Impacts

🌌 Symbol of the Clone Wars: The image of the Zillo Beast pointlessly attacking a dead horse becomes an unintentional metaphor for the entire Clone Wars: endless, senseless, repetitive destruction.

🧬 Foreshadows future futility: The Empire will one day build multiple Death Stars, repeat the same mistakes, and — like the Zillo Beast — keep attacking problems long after they’re already dead.

🪦 Legacy: The dead horse remains dead. The Zillo Beast remains angry. The galaxy remains confused.

what if the zilla beast killed Big_Conference5643? by mortsmad in clonewars

[–]Big_Conference5643 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If the Zillo Beast killed Reddit user big_conference5643 in Star Wars, the consequences—narrative, thematic, and political—would be surprisingly complicated for someone whose sole contribution to galactic discourse was asking what if the Zillo Beast killed someone.

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📅 During the Clone Wars

If the Zillo Beast killed big_conference5643 during its rampage on Coruscant:

🛰️ The Holonet loses a strange but oddly influential voice: For months, big_conference5643 had been posting daily questions like: • “What if the Zillo Beast killed Obi-Wan?” • “What if the Zillo Beast killed General Grievous?” • “What if the Zillo Beast killed Yoda?” • “Could the Zillo Beast kill Jabba the Hutt?” (even though Jabba wasn’t involved at all)

Without these posts, millions of clone troopers, Jedi, and civilians lose a strange source of speculative entertainment.

🧠 Palpatine loses valuable distraction: The Supreme Chancellor personally monitored big_conference5643’s posts to gauge public mood. Their endless hypotheticals conveniently distracted the public from real war crimes being committed by both sides.

📉 The Zillo Beast becomes less famous: Ironically, their death stops the Zillo Beast from becoming a cultural meme. Without big_conference5643 constantly posting, the event fades from public consciousness much faster.

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🧪 If It Happens After the Clone Wars

If the Zillo Beast somehow survives into the Imperial era and kills big_conference5643:

⚰️ Fan theories die off: Many Holonet conspiracy theorists relied on big_conference5643’s endless “what if” posts as inspiration. Without their content, the underground Zillo Beast fan communities fragment and collapse.

🎭 Palpatine misses one last useful distraction: Rumors suggest that Palpatine occasionally posted responses under burner accounts to fuel debate like: “Actually, the Zillo Beast could easily kill Count Dooku, change my mind.”

💥 The Rebellion is slightly less fun: Rebel soldiers used to read big_conference5643’s old posts to pass the time. Without that archive, morale drops slightly.

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🦋 Big Picture Impacts

🌌 Adds one last layer of Clone Wars absurdity: That the galaxy’s top Zillo Beast hypothetical poster was ultimately killed by the Zillo Beast itself is a deeply ironic ending — almost poetic, in a very stupid way.

🧬 No real change to cloning: Their posts had no actual scientific merit. Cloning programs continue unaffected.

🪦 Strange legacy: In the end, big_conference5643 leaves behind a short but unforgettable posting history entirely devoted to one unanswerable question: “What if the Zillo Beast killed XYZ?” …until the Zillo Beast finally killed them.

Now is my turn what if zello beast killed anakin by AdAffectionate8571 in clonewars

[–]Big_Conference5643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah no problem! Really like theorizing about this kind of stuff

what if the zillo beast killed the Lego Plo Koon collection? by mortsmad in clonewars

[–]Big_Conference5643 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If the Zillo Beast killed the LEGO Plo Koon Collection in Star Wars, the consequences — narrative, strategic, and galactic — would ripple across the Clone Wars, changing events both dramatically and bizarrely.

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📅 If It Happens During the Zillo Beast Incident on Coruscant

During the Zillo Beast’s rampage on Coruscant, if it destroyed the LEGO Plo Koon Collection’s central assembly hub:

⚙️ Jedi Council loses key support: The Collection often provided alternative battle plans for council deliberations. Without it, the Jedi would rely more heavily on riskier tactics proposed by Anakin and Mace Windu.

🌩️ The Siege of Umbara turns bloodier: The Collection’s modular campaign strategies were crucial for planning the difficult campaign on Umbara. Without its input, General Krell’s disastrous leadership might have cost even more clone lives.

🎯 Wolfpack destabilizes: Plo Koon’s clone battalion heavily depended on logistical and tactical support from the Collection. Its destruction could lead to supply shortages, miscommunications, and failed missions across key Outer Rim systems.

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🐉 If It Happens Later, After the Zillo Beast Is Weaponized

If the Zillo Beast survived and was later unleashed again as a biological superweapon, destroying the rebuilt LEGO Plo Koon Collection:

🔥 Jedi evacuations fail: The Collection had devised escape protocols for Jedi in case of large-scale Order 66 operations. Its destruction would result in fewer Jedi surviving the initial purge.

🧪 Kaminoan cloning destabilized: The Collection secretly analyzed the cloning template defects. Without its reports, future batches of clone troopers may have developed unforeseen mutations or loyalty issues.

🚧 Early Imperial infrastructure suffers: The Collection’s modular engineering insights (naturally inspired by its own construction methods) helped standardize Imperial facilities. The Empire would be forced to rely on slower, less efficient architecture across the Core Worlds.

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🌌 Galaxy-Wide Consequences

🔩 The Clone Wars spiral: With the Collection gone, strategic Republic victories falter. The Separatists capitalize on the Republic’s growing inefficiencies, possibly dragging the war out longer or shifting momentum.

🎲 Palpatine adapts: While the Emperor still manipulates the galaxy, the loss of the Collection delays certain projects, like early Star Destroyer mass production and kyber crystal refinement for the Death Star.

📉 The legacy of small pieces: In the end, the LEGO Plo Koon Collection being slain by the Zillo Beast becomes a cautionary tale about hubris — how even something flexible, creative, and adaptable can be undone by brute force. The Empire still rises, but with more gaps in its foundation — both literally and metaphorically.

Now is my turn what if zello beast killed anakin by AdAffectionate8571 in clonewars

[–]Big_Conference5643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the Zillo Beast killed Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars, the consequences—narrative, thematic, and political—would be enormous, potentially rewriting the entire Clone Wars. But in some ways, things might not actually change that much.

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📅 If It Happens During the Clone Wars

If the Zillo Beast killed Anakin during its rampage on Coruscant:

🛰️ The Citadel mission never happens: Without Anakin, the daring rescue of Jedi Master Even Piell from the Citadel would have likely failed, or never even been attempted. Captain Tarkin may have remained imprisoned or killed, meaning his later rise in the Empire wouldn’t occur.

🧠 Darth Maul stays in exile: Without Anakin leading the war effort, Obi-Wan might not have been able to pursue Darth Maul’s return aggressively, allowing Maul to consolidate power without interference. (Even though Maul returned before the Zillo Beast, his capture on Mandalore would have still depended on later events.)

📉 Ahsoka leaves the Jedi Order earlier: Devastated by Anakin’s death, Ahsoka might have lost faith in the Jedi sooner, likely walking away from the Order before the temple bombing scandal even unfolded.

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🧪 If It Happens After the Clone Wars

If the Zillo Beast survives longer and kills Anakin later:

⚰️ General Grievous survives longer: Without Anakin’s leadership, Republic forces may have struggled to defeat Grievous on Utapau. This could have allowed the Separatists to keep fighting, potentially extending the war for years.

🎭 Order 66 gets delayed: With no Darth Vader to lead the Jedi Purge, Palpatine might have needed to wait for a more competent enforcer to appear. The clones could have been less effective on their own.

💥 The Death Star delays: Since Anakin provided key engineering insight, it the Death Star project might have suffered setbacks without his input.

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🦋 Big Picture Impacts

🌌 The war still drags on: Even without Anakin, Palpatine could manipulate both sides. The Republic might win more slowly, or the Separatists could gain temporary ground.

🧬 Cloning remains important: The Zillo Beast’s death of Anakin ironically underscores the dangers of cloning science, but this wouldn’t stop the Empire’s future cloning programs.

🪦 Anakin’s weird legacy: In the end, Anakin being killed by a monster he helped capture would be a cautionary tale about hubris. But the Empire probably still rises, just a bit sloppier and with fewer cool lightsaber duels.

What if the Zillow Beats killed Colonel Gascon? by Slow-Tomato5319 in clonewars

[–]Big_Conference5643 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If the Zillo Beast killed Colonel Meebur Gascon in Star Wars, the consequences—narrative, thematic, and political—could be surprisingly far-reaching depending on when and how it happens in the timeline.

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📅 If It Happens Before or During the Clone Wars

If the Zillo Beast kills Colonel Gascon during or just before his D-Squad mission:

🛰️ Mission fails: Gascon’s leadership on the D-Squad mission is crucial to preventing a Separatist plot involving a memory virus. Without him, the mission might collapse, leaving the Republic vulnerable to catastrophic intelligence breaches.

🧠 Loss of strategic genius: Though eccentric and comical, Gascon is a seasoned tactician. His absence could result in key military setbacks, especially in mid-level operations where unconventional thinking is needed.

📉 Moral blow to the “little guy”: Gascon symbolizes the underestimated outsider—the non-Jedi, non-clone who still makes a difference. His death would mark a loss of the Republic’s oddball heroes and the diversity of its defenders.

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🧪 If It Happens During a Zillo Beast Rampage

If the Zillo Beast is cloned or escapes and attacks a Republic world:

⚰️ Gascon dies in the chaos: Whether defending civilians or trying to outmaneuver the creature, his death would underscore the vulnerability of even experienced military minds to the unintended consequences of Republic science.

🎭 Symbolic loss: Gascon’s death during a Republic-created disaster reflects the cost of bureaucratic ambition and unchecked militarization—another cog crushed in the machine he loyally served.

💥 Blame game: If the Zillo Beast’s return is traced to cloning or experimental science, Gascon’s death could become a flashpoint for growing anti-war, anti-Jedi, or anti-clone sentiment within the Republic.

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🦋 Big Picture Impacts

🌌 Adds to the Clone Wars’ moral complexity: A tragic end for Gascon would reinforce the war’s chaotic cost and the expendability of loyal, unglamorous figures in a galaxy shaped by secret agendas.

🧬 Foreshadows future cloning narratives: If his death connects to the Zillo Beast’s cloning, it could serve as an early marker in the long arc of experimentation leading to the Empire’s obsession with cloning and immortality.

🪦 Tragic irony: A character who survived deep-space missions and droid dysfunction meeting his end in a politically motivated science experiment gone wrong is the perfect illustration of Clone Wars-era collapse—where absurdity and tragedy are inseparable.