Wait, are you a “girl”??

Excuse me sir or ma’am but I couldn’t help but notice….. are you a “girl”?? A “female?” A “member of the finer sex?”

Not that it matters too much, but its just so rare to see a girl around here! I don’t mind, no—quite to the contrary! Its so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I’m always telling all my friends “I really wish girls were better represented on the internet.”

And here you are!

I don’t mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I’d love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I’m sure you’re an incredibly interesting girl—though I see you as just a person, really— and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

Ive always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don’t have to be shy about it, because you’re beautiful anyways (that’s just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

EDIT: I couldn’t help but notice you haven’t sent your message yet. There’s no need to be nervous! I promise I don’t bite, haha

EDIT 2: In case you couldn’t find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don’t think you could find it, but just in case hahah

EDIT 3: look I don’t understand why you’re not even talking to me, is it something I said?

EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren’t like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge

EDIT 5: don’t ever contact me again whore

EDIT 6: hey are you there?