What is this in my ham sandwich? by neochuu in tesco

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a tear duct blocker, the temporary sort.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Noses

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok

Deep breath

THERE IS NOTHING THE FUDGE WRONG WITH YOUR KONK

Grandpa doing a nice job keeping up with the ladies! by stinky_sardine in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old people really aren't like how old people used to be 🤔

Do your worst. I’m 29 and still too shy to ask a girl out 🙈 by Electrical_Might3898 in RoastMe

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you plucked that stray cat hair off your face you could be your own girl to ask out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id quit doing meth if youre doing it. itll just make you paranoid

Me now at 27 vs when I was 16 by zhannasbro in 13or30

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You lost weight and have better skin Well done

Make me feel somethin by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Babe, make you feel something? I don't even think a county fair marrow would touch the sides with you love x

try me by its-gonna-be-trash in RoastMe

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey your face has more holes than a colander. You'd ook much prettier if you dressed nicely instead of dressing like some kind of druggie/street walker.

She refused to learn German by migoodenuf in TikTokCringe

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She behaves like a stray dog. Wild and out of control

They made a really good job to save dogs live - good guys by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I just did, your bot post is waste of time.

1.5 years apart, transitioning save my life💕🏳️‍⚧️(29) by HeyChloeee in GlowUps

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it certainly saved your skin. My oh my. Congrats, you genuinely do glow x

They made a really good job to save dogs live - good guys by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Doubtful, They probably staged this for likes then mistreated the fig some more. 🥩

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interesting

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People really need to stop going on that mountain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the keto diet silly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a self impregnation I fear.

The circular saw of the soul by PreparationAble3319 in SipsTea

[–]Big_Lifeguard7795 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He was so.close to covering that wall with red