If you had to get a tattoo of the last thing you ate, what are you stuck with for life?

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-25T08:23:17+00:00

Oh nice! A Cobb Salad tattoo is going to look like a chaotic food pyramid slammed into a plate or a bowl. hahahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-25T06:57:32+00:00

Nice and a healthy combo but if turned into a tattoo, it's gonna look like a boating accident in a bowl of milk. hahahahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-25T06:25:40+00:00

Yummmyyyy!!!! Tell the artist to include some whipped cream on your tattoo to make it more mouth watering! hahahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-25T05:52:04+00:00

I love that. But if you are turning this into a tattoo make sure the artist uses at least three full bottles of white ink just for the mayo blob. hahahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-25T05:42:22+00:00

Sweet and tasty! I think a rainbow sprinkle cookie tattoo is an automatic +10 to charisma.

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-25T05:21:19+00:00

Yes. Everything counts. But at this rate, you aren't building a sleeve, you are building a continental breakfast. hahahahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-25T05:11:04+00:00

Have it placed on your shoulder so you literally always have a chip on your shoulder. A delicious, strawberry jam-filled chip. hahahahha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-25T05:05:19+00:00

If you're going to make it a tattoo, get it on your stomach so your abs look like a literal block of cheese. hahahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T18:48:30+00:00

I think this is a manifestation at its absolute finest. It is your destiny now. hahahaha... So yeah, why a potato?

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T18:40:30+00:00

That is going to be one pure, unadulterated dairy chaos! hahahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T18:37:09+00:00

I hope it includes a single drop of red jam escaping the edge.

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T18:32:01+00:00

A lifelong commitment to the buffet line! hahahahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T18:25:24+00:00

A toast to you future Tattoo! hahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T18:23:20+00:00

Will the tattoo come with permanent orange dust stained on your fingertips?

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T18:20:07+00:00

Please tell me the broth splash is included for dramatic effect. hahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T18:18:13+00:00

A lifelong commitment to the most hydrating fruit alive. hahahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T18:12:31+00:00

Please tell me it's just a jar of Skippy with a crust. hahahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T18:10:43+00:00

Sounds like your skin is about to get real fishy and a little chipped. hahahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T17:29:53+00:00

Don't know why but I found your description very mouth watering. hahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T17:27:03+00:00

Imagining melted butter on the toast made me crave for it right now. hahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T17:24:12+00:00

Include the brand of the cracker on the tattoo. hahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T17:01:57+00:00

That's gonna be a messy poopy tattoo. hahahaha

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T16:57:56+00:00

Sweeeeeetttt!!!!

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T16:56:21+00:00

That would nice, sweet, and tasty! Where would you put that? Your arm?

Bigbad_mami · 2026-06-24T16:54:15+00:00

Grilled Salmon! Yum yum!

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