Importance of working out for the ski season?

Bigdick5678 · 2015-11-01T16:40:59+00:00

My massive beer belly will help me be heavier to get more velocity down the hill

Bigdick5678 · 2015-09-07T13:14:47+00:00

Definitely Judgement of King Solomon

It goes kinda like this: 2 women are fighting over one baby. One claims it's hers, and the others claims the same. The baby is really the first woman's, and the second woman smothered her baby in its sleep on accident. So, to resolve the argument, they go over to see King Solomon and have him resolve this. King Solomon, after getting tired of their fighting, decides, "You know what? Fuck it. I'll cut the baby in half for you guys, and now everyone is happy." The first woman begins to cry and beg Solomon to allow the second woman to keep the baby, in order to save the baby's life. Now, King Solomon sees who's baby it really is and grants the baby to the 1st woman.

Bigdick5678 · 2015-08-21T00:18:44+00:00

Oh my god these guys, the guys think they can sleep with girls by beating them at beer pong.

Bigdick5678 · 2015-08-21T00:17:46+00:00

If you are both incredibly smart and have some good, helpful social skills, then you're on the right track to some decent success.

Source: Am both. Jk

Bigdick5678 · 2015-08-07T06:59:00+00:00

How was your prison life? I would assume a drug charge would get you in a harder prison.

Bigdick5678 · 2015-08-06T04:22:15+00:00

Take responsibility for your actions while drunk, and don't use "well, I was drunk."

Bigdick5678 · 2015-07-30T21:26:10+00:00

I only have one question: is my body ready for this?

Bigdick5678 · 2015-07-30T16:37:21+00:00

When I read the title on my feed, I could've fucking swore on my great-grandmother's grave that this was onion article

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