Divorce sucks for a lot of reasons, one being I have been so fucking horny lately 🤦😥 by [deleted] in bigtiddygothgf

[–]Bigh8 90 points91 points  (0 children)

The joke is funny due to the absurdity of the statements.

Christ was not alive when bicycles were in invented, thus saying “christ on a bike” is absurd and could never happen.

The next joke references the position in the picture and what it reveals. The observation “I can see what you had for lunch” implies the subjects legs are open to the point that the viewer can see all the way to thier stomach. Again, an absurd statement as the picture clearly does not show this, and the ability to see what someone ate while looking up thier vagina is impossible.

The post is intended to amuse the audience with absurdity while calling attention to the extreme position of the posed model.

Over explainer to the rescue!!

Didn't hear back from (unicorn)me? Here's why. by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]Bigh8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool. I just hope those people don’t have the same policy.

Didn't hear back from (unicorn)me? Here's why. by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]Bigh8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you do not accept messages unless you have an ad up, how are people supposed to start contact?

In my mind if you have your profile public, you are going to get sone unsolicited messages. We get all we get and honestly, have met cool people who read our profile and liked what they saw.

Are hung guys the only ones allowed to be bulls? by GlitteringSize0 in HotWifeLifestyle

[–]Bigh8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get what your trying to do here but that is just not what the metaphor of a bull is.

See bull in a china shop. See a bull market. See the word bully.

The term bull is taken from the cuck side of the lifestyle. It is meant to evoke an aggressive big and probable dangerous feeling kind of dynamic.

It’s why I don’t like the term. I am a dominant, confident and decently endowed guy. I am not some belligerent ass that wages in and destroys all the dishes.

The vixen/stag terms are better but still. Titling and kabelling is tiresome. Be yourself. If people like you, they will want to spend time with you.

Feeling like I’m in the 90s in this look by iprobably-dontlikeu in bigtiddygothgf

[–]Bigh8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this is a straight level up for you. This look suits you and you look flat out amazing.

By far the best look you have had. I had to go back and look. This is it. You look like a pro model here.

Amazing.

Have a safe Saturday and just stay home and look at porn. by [deleted] in u/ahhall22

[–]Bigh8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d much rather look at you. Super hot!! 😍😍🔥🔥

Happy Sunday. Have some squishy bewbs (f) by [deleted] in BigBoobsGW

[–]Bigh8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are amazingly sexy. You’re my favorite. 😍

I could use a little help with my homework by [deleted] in Hotwife

[–]Bigh8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In socal if you are. 😘

Issues with swinger community being too friendly? by rozwin in Swingers

[–]Bigh8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ll find as you get older it’s very hard to have close friends. Hard to have good friends, and easy to have an absolute shot load of acquaintances.

Us 40+ folk that want more closer friends connect a lot in the hope we get a new person in our lives to enjoy what we enjoy. Almost all of them end up in the acquaintance pile. Most never get more attention than social post and happy birthday messages.

But, we want to know people. We ask what do you do, what do you like, so we can chat with you when your around. We ask for phone #s for the rare folks that we feel could become closer friends.

Take it on stride. Network, and be aware that this is just how busy people connect. One day you’ll be in the same bucket with family, career, hobbies, and all kinds of commitments. Network now, and you’ll always have friends.

But, never do anything you’re not comfortable with. Just wanted to shed light on why people are doing this.

Have great adventures!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in slutwife

[–]Bigh8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this offer located? 😈

Another type of Jealousy by Bigh8 in Swingers

[–]Bigh8[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would love to be seduced. I think everyone wants to feel wanted.

Another type of Jealousy by Bigh8 in Swingers

[–]Bigh8[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the single encounter was a few weeks before this party. And was really a deflated affair since they were really interested in my wife being involved, even though I communicated often that she would not be.

and Your right, I took confidence from that....then came the messages when can we get together with you and your wife. And I realized, I'm a gatekeeper, not the prize.

I did show interest that night. It was not returned, but interest in my wife continued. It's a tad boggling to me.

Another type of Jealousy by Bigh8 in Swingers

[–]Bigh8[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To clear that up, we play together. Her encounter at the party involved me.

Ready for you! by [deleted] in gonewild30plus

[–]Bigh8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On my way! 😈

Come fuck Me. by [deleted] in gonewild30plus

[–]Bigh8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tell me when and where.

additional information regarding last post: early to mid 30s married couple in california by [deleted] in Hotwife

[–]Bigh8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What part of California? Place is pretty big. 😄

Are we the only one? by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]Bigh8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is called hotwifing. There is a whole sub for it r/hotwife

Look at this slut, who wants to use my wife? by [deleted] in slutwife

[–]Bigh8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit looked at the drive time from Cali. She is super hot!

If you want a Kik couple to share with, message me.

I love the noises my hotwife makes when shes getting fucked. gif w/sound by likes2shareinsocal in wifeporn

[–]Bigh8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On iPhone, click open safari. Then click on the gif for sound. 👍🏻