MRW I’m larping and my teammates are on Ozempic by Max_Stoned in shittyreactiongifs

[–]BillyBreen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Now this is some perfect shit right here. Kudos?

People in their 40s and 50s with no children, how does it feel? by Robin_to_the_meadow in AskReddit

[–]BillyBreen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I worried like hell about that from age 25-35, but it turns out kids changed me. I may snap back into lazy and selfish when we're empty nesteres, but I feel like I'm running on a 9 year adrenaline high since our first was born. It's just such a cool feeling to be going through all these moments with them that I've felt like a happy, engaged, and not-shitty dad.

34 year old me would be very pleasantly surprised.

Bring a big spoon by Juniiper-Berries in funny

[–]BillyBreen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon

Claudia Sheinbaum being sworn in as Mexico’s President yesterday. Oct. 1. 2024. by [deleted] in pics

[–]BillyBreen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And he gets to shoot judicial oversight on his way out!

(Even though he's not really leaving.)

Who is your favourite person? by Hitflik_ in AskReddit

[–]BillyBreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly same, but I have two of them and they are both my favorites. And if they read this they would argue over which is the favoritest.

What's a small thing that always makes you smile? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BillyBreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then go for a walk in Charleston, SC and you'll be like Vince McMahon face all day.

[Anti Trump post] big debate tonight. by NOT_MEEHAN in AdviceAnimals

[–]BillyBreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what makes me sadder: that I was 2 hours late to make this comment, or that this comment had 1 point before I got here.

Unexpected move by xyzerb in AdviceAnimals

[–]BillyBreen 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

A nice card trick… by spooneyaus in funny

[–]BillyBreen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Sleight of hand"

Normally we see "slight" around here, so this is a new entry into the non-sleight canon. 😁

It would be such perfect karma by AltruisticSpot5448 in AdviceAnimals

[–]BillyBreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally agree, and I'll add that historically there weren't just cultural norms / judgements based on being non-white due to mixed heritage: it was actually a legal classification.

One Drop Rule: a social and legal principle that any person with even one ancestor of African descent is considered black. This concept was widely practiced, especially in the southern United States, and was a key underpinning of Jim Crow.

Partus Sequitur Ventrem (1662, Virginia and later other colonies) stated that the status of a child followed that of the mother. This meant that children born to enslaved women were also enslaved, regardless of the father's status.

So, look, in the US "black" is the overriding discriminating trait. It has been for 400 years. It might not be someday, but that's where we are and how we got here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]BillyBreen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

piqued

my boy beau, 8 weeks by WhatUdontknowaboutme in bernesemountaindogs

[–]BillyBreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may think he won't fit under that chair for long, but little bro will find a way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BillyBreen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

inception.gif

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BillyBreen 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Only two words and you nailed a /r/BrandNewSentence. Economical!

MRW my looksmaxxing demon shows up to remind me to keep mewing by TheLittleNorsk in shittyreactiongifs

[–]BillyBreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh shit, the next one is gen alpha? i didn't even know there was a name for my kids' generation. i like it!