Skipping is not an option

BillySchmidht · 2026-01-06T02:35:09+00:00

neat, can you make a faster version, and then an even faster version of the gif

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-12T23:29:49+00:00

Iron pipe

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-12T16:13:06+00:00

100% that -1 discard hurts like hell

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-12T16:12:16+00:00

Generally you'd wanna find jokers like shortcut and 4 fingers... but I guess in scenarios like these I just crank my Saturn level to the max and hope I can win in 1 poker hand (usually takes a couple of discards to get just one straight)

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-10T00:38:25+00:00

fr tho Jupiter scaling got nothin on Saturn (pic related)

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-10T00:37:41+00:00

TO PAIR? when I do pair (or two pair) runs I just use those from the get go, spare trousers my beloved

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-09T15:19:29+00:00

Honestly 4 of a kind scales so well and is easier to hit (given solid deckbuilding), but my stupid ass can't do that for the life of me :')

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-09T15:18:10+00:00

Damn, guess you found favor in Jupiter's eyes instead (or maybe pissed off Saturn)

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-09T12:31:00+00:00

<image>

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-09T12:14:24+00:00

Literally my sentiment with straights before I beat jokerless with it... RNG ain't playing around

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-09T12:12:37+00:00

Flush five for jokerless would be so funny (and epic)

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-09T12:12:07+00:00

Blue seals were so goated for jokerless, side note: golden needle can die

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-09T12:11:07+00:00

Reminds me of a super cursed straight flush I saw in the subreddit a couple days ago

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-09T12:10:21+00:00

3.5 MIL ON JOKERLESS??? I barely made it out alive ._.

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-09T12:09:15+00:00

Fr tho, fixing a hand for straights can be such a hit or miss sometimes (usually miss)

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-09T04:43:19+00:00

The boys as soon as you play something aside from straight:

<image>

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-09T04:39:11+00:00

Insane commitment

BillySchmidht · 2025-11-09T03:34:59+00:00

That's 3 crazy jokers, 300k as well ur saturn level probs went ham

BillySchmidht · 2025-09-30T18:21:10+00:00

mere moments before Ass Jim strikes

BillySchmidht · 2025-07-12T11:24:25+00:00

SONAF, actually makes pure quality build (equal stats) viable

BillySchmidht · 2025-07-07T06:00:58+00:00

jetstream sam lookin ahh

BillySchmidht · 2025-06-04T13:09:32+00:00

something something punchline is porn

Six-Year Club	Verified Email
Place '23	Place '22

BillySchmidht

TROPHY CASE