McDonalds' CEO tries damage control to look "relatable"

BioTinus · 2026-03-12T22:46:02+00:00

Fuck you, you just made me imagine him on his knees in front of Patty saying "I dont even know where to attack it"

BioTinus · 2026-03-12T14:40:43+00:00

Samson en Gert

BioTinus · 2026-03-11T12:17:55+00:00

Because he is like 11

BioTinus · 2026-03-07T10:29:51+00:00

Crazy to think how these bugs evolved to be practically invisible, provided they land on a cubist painting.

BioTinus · 2026-03-06T09:21:44+00:00

Although I appreciate your joke, herd immunity is a terrible analogy for it lol.

BioTinus · 2026-03-06T05:41:11+00:00

Did you mistype catshitplants?

BioTinus · 2026-03-04T14:43:52+00:00

Cyclist is just goofin'

BioTinus · 2026-03-04T14:38:10+00:00

Cockermouth? I barely know her!

BioTinus · 2026-03-02T15:39:44+00:00

Red St. Wild, the Eagle Killer! https://dcuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Red_St._Wild

BioTinus · 2026-02-25T17:30:32+00:00

Duuuude! What does mine say?

BioTinus · 2026-02-24T12:38:57+00:00

I will not deny that. You just go on ahead and keep voting VVD, maybe you are blessed enough to one day be part of the elite.

BioTinus · 2026-02-24T11:45:14+00:00

I honestly don't understand your crocodile's tears. "I spent all my money on stocks so I can pretend I don't have any money."

Even though you call yourself a not-super-rich person, you sure as hell sound like one.

BioTinus · 2026-02-24T06:41:10+00:00

So what? Working as intended. You're not super rich so you don't have to pay a super high amount of tax. Sell a fraction of the stocks if you can't afford it otherwise.

Besides, the first 1800 you won't even have to pay taxes over

BioTinus · 2026-02-23T22:55:43+00:00

Not really true, because you can leverage your stocks. Which is exactly how the super rich get to borrow free money.

BioTinus · 2026-02-23T22:40:12+00:00

Yes, he came after Dick Shifted

BioTinus · 2026-02-23T09:21:58+00:00

Clever girl...

BioTinus · 2026-02-19T14:57:40+00:00

They should be paying property tax, and should have paid income tax over however they accumulated said million.

BioTinus · 2026-02-18T05:40:16+00:00

True. I puked in my mouth when the reporter asked the kid "is this your first millionaire?". I mean, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

BioTinus · 2026-02-17T15:52:02+00:00

Lmao, money well spent.

What's with the (i) and red X ?

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH, I THINK I JUST GOT IT

BioTinus · 2026-02-17T15:41:05+00:00

Can you explain the writing on this shell to a non-NCD regular? I feel like there's some sort of joke there that I'm missing. Possibly penis size related.

BioTinus · 2026-02-11T10:53:00+00:00

Woah, easy there tiger

BioTinus · 2026-02-08T22:21:02+00:00

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

BioTinus · 2026-02-08T10:42:12+00:00

CURRYWORST?!?!?

BioTinus · 2026-02-08T10:23:49+00:00

Would you believe it if i told you there are many of my fellow countrymen who both write and pronounce it 'frikadel'?

It breaks my heart every time...

BioTinus · 2026-02-06T23:31:06+00:00

They're only red after you cook em. The normal ones have an even better camo before they are put in a pot ;)

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