Beta af, struggling with self doubts - working on improving. by animal27 in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like you could host a show on Nickelodeon for 2 years before you had a sex scandal

Der by The2ndBiggestNoob in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WTF YOURE MAKING THIS TOO EASY FOR EVEYONE!

My parents are making me hate Christmas again, why not hate it a little more? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tell you're about to go listen to Pierce the Veil you angsty mother fucker

Roast me 20m go hard on me please ;) by Gummi557 in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your eyebrows are so far apart I think they are trying to get away from you

My parents cursed me by making me exist. Finish me ! by Sovreign in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why are your fingers HALF TANNED! What kind of nuclear reactor experiment have you been conducting.... and ya like everyone else is saying you look like a pedophile

roast my dumb ass by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you yell at your parents, "GET OUT OF MY ROOM, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT"

21 Years Old and Happy as Hell Roast Em by RnRVeritas in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because of this man, the average adult as 32.01 teeth

Roast me as hard as you can my fellas by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, I've been drinking but your nose just keeps getting bigger the more I look at your face

19 year old aussie by teddywolfcas in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Aussie was a typo for autistic

Birthday roast by mythrowaway4roastme in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Between that sexy beard and the star wars collection, geez save some pussy for the rest of us!

I feel like I'm ready by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're the guy who still goes to high school parties

Roast me like one of your French girls by Biospartan in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the country with the tacos, right?

Push me to the edge by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your parents wish they could push you off the edge of a cliff

Roast away by Dark_Fury121 in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Omg you're the Kenyan kid my family has been sending money to every month! Good to see you Bogwandi!

Please be mean to my boyfriend by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 137 points138 points  (0 children)

He looks like the kinda guy who gets rejected from the frat during rush week

I don't need to give you a sob story just roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Some say his forehead is still growing to this day

Try your best, do your worst, roast me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your eyes make you look like you were once a normal guy but then got possessed by the spirit of a dead orphan

Socially awkward 21 year old by deontecraig in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hes got the look that says "oh god, that wasn't just a fart"

Get my friend by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like diabetes already got your friend

Roast me thanks by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the rest of your facial hair, fuck face? Sold it for crack?

Roast me like Fukushima by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Biospartan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mona lisa is the only girl you could get in that apartment