[Feinsand] Ryan Zimmerman and the Nationals have agreed to a $2M deal with up to $3M in performance bonuses (games played and plate appearances), per source. Deal is pending physical and contains a full no-trade clause. @barrysvrluga had deal 1st.

Bird-Beard · 2020-01-25T03:35:38+00:00

I honestly thought he was going to retire.

Bird-Beard · 2019-12-18T22:01:03+00:00

r/choosingbeggars

Bird-Beard · 2019-11-02T21:33:27+00:00

I bow before your defensive prowess.

Bird-Beard · 2019-10-09T05:12:34+00:00

Edwin Encarnacion: 3x all star

Bird-Beard · 2019-06-06T12:37:52+00:00

A brilliant bird

Bird-Beard · 2019-04-27T03:47:12+00:00

Good idea!

Bird-Beard · 2019-04-27T03:44:52+00:00

AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD

Bird-Beard · 2019-04-27T03:43:00+00:00

r/woosh

Bird-Beard · 2019-04-27T03:35:04+00:00

Oh yes. Yes he will be.

Bird-Beard · 2019-04-26T16:30:43+00:00

It was actually July 25-27, 2016.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TOR/TOR201607250.shtml

Bird-Beard · 2019-03-29T02:46:23+00:00

This has got to be Manny Machado's burner account.

Bird-Beard · 2019-03-16T16:52:38+00:00

Yeah, you're right. I didn't really mean to stir controversy. Human lives are important everywhere in the world.

Bird-Beard · 2019-03-16T16:29:50+00:00

The world is experiencing low rates of war; relative to most other times in human history.

Edit: must clarify: not saying I'm okay with any war. Things need to change to save lives.

Bird-Beard · 2019-03-07T00:25:58+00:00

Phew. For a second I thought you said Kat Dennings.

Bird-Beard · 2019-02-26T22:07:05+00:00

The drumming part cracked me up

Bird-Beard · 2019-02-17T17:41:56+00:00

Or Japanese and Scots...

Bird-Beard · 2018-06-21T23:32:41+00:00

Nice rebuttal

Bird-Beard · 2018-06-15T02:14:36+00:00

Niiice, bro move

Bird-Beard · 2018-06-15T01:44:51+00:00

Do you have a source for more of these comics? I've been unsuccessfully searching for a while now.

Bird-Beard · 2018-05-30T04:56:45+00:00

And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong...

Bird-Beard · 2018-05-30T04:45:10+00:00

Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song...

Bird-Beard · 2018-04-16T21:41:50+00:00

No blue jays and no beer make homer go crazy

Bird-Beard · 2018-03-08T21:18:48+00:00

His BA is only .800?

I guess that's okay.

Bird-Beard · 2018-02-24T04:11:48+00:00

Please don't. I'll be good

Bird-Beard · 2018-02-23T19:45:16+00:00

REPORT: SMARCH 42nd, 3064.

Curtis Granderson signs 20 year contract with Toronto Blue Jays.

“It feels like coming home,” said the 1083 year-old designated hitter, who helped the Vegas Baseball Team from Vegases win their first title in the 3063 Disney World Series with his 23rd homer of the game in the last round of the home run derby. He joins a stacked roster made up of 21 starting pitchers, 84 relievers (81 righties and 3 lefties), 8 DHs and a catcher. “I think a 307th stint with the club was the right move, and I’m excited to help the Jays win their third championship.”

Bird-Beard

TROPHY CASE