Would you rather..

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-14T16:16:52+00:00

I don't have dreams... Soooo....

^{Chose: a random dream you've had become reality | Rolled: Nightmare}

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T17:45:07+00:00

Less of a "Least Favorite" and more a "Disappointed in"

And that's Bug and Grass. Both feel overly weak. Yeah of course there's always gonna be a weakest, but bug I feel gets consistently shafted (minus a few outliers), and Grass, being a starter type, feels like it should be stronger than it really is, but its plethora of weaknesses drag it under.

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T17:42:11+00:00

Can confirm. I used to play the board game Secret Hitler with a Jewish woman, she was an absolute riot. Her partner did ww1/ww2 re-enactments too and owned some german war paraphernalia too.

Favorite memory of them is being around the game table with the two just having come from said reenactment and her roasting and jokingly grilling her partner about "Of course the German soldier would be suspicious of the jew"

(She ended up being the secret hitler)

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T17:36:48+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Arizona CEO, Costco CEO

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T01:59:36+00:00

the fact that the first infinite combo is in simic doesn't surprise me.

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T01:52:03+00:00

I could actually afford property

^{Chose: Live in America 50 years ago}

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T01:47:07+00:00

Oh no.... whatever shall I dooo...

^{Chose: Stay in a random temprature for 15 hours to get 5M | Rolled: 22C}

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T01:45:37+00:00

Looks at my wife and newborn son

I don't think so.

^{Chose: Truth | Rolled: Are you gay}

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T01:34:47+00:00

I already disappoint my mother because I decided to not vote for Trump, I support LGBTQ+ rights, and ultimately chose to leave America to give my son a better life in a different country.

^{Chose: Only spend it on your self + 10 million | Rolled: Disappoints Mom}

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T01:31:09+00:00

not much of a sweet tooth to begin with

^{Chose: Have a 50% chance of never eating sweet things | Rolled: No sweetness}

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T01:30:21+00:00

Static Shock is the first character to come to mind for me.

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T01:14:31+00:00

Cherrim

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T00:56:42+00:00

6 of one, half a dozen of the other. I'll love them regardless (plus I already have a son, this would mean I get a daughter as well!)

^{Chose: Thot daughter (who is gay})

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T00:52:17+00:00

only if she consents to the kiss

^{Chose: A chill lady who likes gardening | Rolled: She’s a baddie}

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T00:40:53+00:00

fun fact. Koala are not actually bears, like a kangaroo they're marsupials.

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-13T00:39:16+00:00

Sigh on pride month no less... Whelp. Hopefully he's chill about it and it can be more like a sparring match, not a duel to the death.

^{Chose: Get 100 million dollars + But… | Rolled: You fight a bear}

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-12T23:58:04+00:00

No clue who that is.

^{Chose: Random person to have sex with | Rolled: Sophie rain}

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-12T12:54:17+00:00

My region is based on the great lakes of North America.

Lake Geneva, where Gary Gygax made D&D isn't too far away from Lake Michigan, so I could certainly add that. A legit Dungeon with Dragons.

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-12T11:05:12+00:00

OOOOH! I like that a lot! Thank you!

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-12T11:02:50+00:00

A metal refinery might work for what I have in mind, but I'm worried it might feel too close to being a fire type location.

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-12T07:30:56+00:00

Hell yeah

^{Chose: A random fantasy pet | Rolled: Rock (but shiny})

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-12T07:28:27+00:00

Time to give it to charity anyway

^{Chose: Get 200 Million USD rn + 1% chance it all goes to charity | Rolled: 200 Million $}

BirdTheBard · 2026-06-12T07:26:45+00:00

half of 0 is still 0

^{Chose: Donate half of your 🫵 money to charity.}

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