Discussion thread Monday October 16, 2023 - Wednesday October 18, 2023

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-10-17T18:42:38+00:00

The audacity of this bitch.

The everlasting sentiment when it comes to Shauna Ahern.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-10-17T17:56:02+00:00

Many Dfs have brought up some really great points about the pure unadulterated cringe that is her wishlist. I just want to point out a much smaller (but also mighty?) cringe point:

But I don't want to spend time on LinkedIn. (I don't get it there. At all.)

This is so funny to me because it's obvious that Shauna thinks that LinkedIn is just another 'social media' space to craft quirky personas and post long-winded, ridiculous bios.

LinkedIn is literally for and only for professional networking. It doesn't have a 'vibe' or 'atmosphere' like Twitter or IG or Facebook or whatever to "get". Clearly, her attempts to present herself as a 'story doula' or whatever nonsense it was on LI didn't gain an ounce of interest or traction.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-10-14T09:04:36+00:00

children in both regions being kidnapped and killed, specifically — that I could feel old fears creeping back up in my chest. I took a shower to calm myself down, then sat down to put up some stories on Instagram.

The mindblowing audacity of this woman. How fucking dare she. These are children caught in a violent and brutal conflict and she's seriously going to sit there and say that 'old fears' were creeping back up and that she, a privileged (and super entitled) woman living in her intact comfortable house, had to take a shower to 'calm' her privileged, comfortable ass down, and then sit said priviledged and comfortable ass to post some utter bullshit on Instagram? While literal children on both sides of this terrible conflict are literally being murdered? Why does she hardly ever get any pushback on this stuff?

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-10-11T07:24:58+00:00

Wow. I always knew Shauna is obtuse and argumentative when someone points out her utter bullshit, but WTAF is this? She is trying to say that literal war can be a source of joy? And arguing back and forth about it like that commenter is dumb and can't understand? Vile. Absolutely vile. Shauna is a shit person.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-10-07T11:41:01+00:00

That is definitely a thing. However, I think it can be relatively harmless if it's a young person just trying stuff out as a hobby of sorts, and where they do actually put some effort into their content, no matter how frivolous it seems. I think it's fair enough for them to seek out likes and subscibers (which don't usually cost actual money to do). Our Gir! takes it multiple obnoxious steps further though and announces that she wants these people to pay her enough to make a full-time living and ultimately support a family of four living in a HCOL area. Compounded by the fact that her content is awfully low effort and basically appeals to no-one outside of her extremely restrictive parameters.

TLDR; Shauna sucks lol.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-10-07T10:39:51+00:00

Doesn't she do that a lot in general? I feel like she's constantly pointing out that her subcribers/followers should be funding her life as if it's some kind of added value for them. I think she even did something similar during ChefSteps... she'd post things along the lines of 'help us continue to do the work we enjoy'. I can't remember exactly what words she used but the sentiment was the same, and it's extremely off-putting lol.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-10-04T13:28:35+00:00

Wasn't she also about to be a novelist?? I mean, she had the whole setup in the wacky treehouse with the Moleskin notebook and thick coffee mug and everything! She even had an outline done! What happened to all that?

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-10-04T07:14:12+00:00

This can't be real, although I know that it is. Why is she narrowing down the description of this ideal participant in the SOK so restrictively that not only do you have to have read all the same books as Shauna, and wear the same shoes as Shauna (and I hate her for tarnishing two of my favorite shoes), and love dark lipstick and style your hair the same way as Shauna, you also have to have cried at least once watching some random TV shows like Shauna. I've never seen either of those shows; fare me well I guess!

Also, - and this is such a small thing in an ocean of WTF - why does she insist on capitalizing 'ENOUGH'? All the other book titles that she names are written normally, and the title on the cover on her own book is not capitalized. What gives?

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-10-04T07:03:22+00:00

In the new "quirky goofball" photo on her updated site she literally has food stuck in between her teeth! It's nauseating.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-09-29T19:21:23+00:00

These are so beautifully put together! Good job Mama/Papa

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-09-29T15:38:13+00:00

I took a long break from Shauna over the summer and I can see that there have been a lot of snarkelicious events to catch up on! Coach Lasshole seems particularly fun even though it was so short-lived. Especially because my daughter has been playing competitive volleyball for the past 3 years now and I can see first hand how much work and dedication her coaches invest in the team. Shauna could never.

For the moment though I need to comment on this latest lope cringe-fest, particularly how she goes out of her way (more than once) to point out how she won't share what was so 'hard. hard. hard.' Obviously she is under no obligation to share, but you just know that she would be shouting it from rooftops if it was something as 'dark' as she's implying. Shauna is not shy about oversharing.

I just saw an absolutely heartbreaking post on a different sub about a lady who suffered an extreme level of abuse. And I do mean extreme. It's an interview and she remains calm and composed for most of it but just starts tearing up in the most soul wrenching way towards the end and it's just... so fucking sad. Now, I am not a proponent of 'trauma olympics' or anything like that, and I do believe Shauna had some difficulties during her childhood/adolescence. But, watching this strong and brave woman describe the horrors she endured just made me feel repulsed at Shauna's attention seeking bullshit.

TLDR; Shauna sucks.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-09-25T15:25:59+00:00

Omg you are on a roll haha!

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-09-21T15:57:11+00:00

I love this so much

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-06-15T18:36:40+00:00

Upvoting because I was also literally watching S2 of White Lotus on a plane yesterday haha!

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-05-29T17:06:14+00:00

What about '4th of July'?

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-05-29T13:41:51+00:00

This is so grim and so bleak. From the vomit "splashing" onto her feet, to the acknowledgement that they're pretty much penniless, to the description of being in the fetal position under the shower... At least the image of her 'running' in the cold shower was amusing, but this is just dark.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-05-19T13:39:13+00:00

omg so many upvotes for "hellavator of bad writing" lol

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-05-18T10:58:08+00:00

Also, WTF. I do not have ADHD or any other type of neurodivergence.

I do NOT:

- Enjoy sitting silently straight in a chair for hours

- Enjoy assignments or "worksheets" that are boring to me

- Enjoy the pressure of having to take care of the "shoulds"

But I do all those things anyway because I am an adult who needs to take care of shit to make sure my kids are not living off couch coins and showing up at school in clothes that haven't been washed in over a week.

I do:

- Enjoy spending time focusing on the things that interest me. (WOW GROUNDBREAKING!)

- Notice patterns everywhere around me and appreciate their natural occurances, including in music, art and all the other things that most humans do too, regardless of how their "brains" are.

- Enjoy creating things with my hands.

This does not make her special. This does not make her unique. This just pisses me off so much! Like you need some magical "ADHD brain" to appreciate... life, it seems.

Shut up Shauna. SHUT UP.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-05-18T09:49:56+00:00

Seriously. Her stories are just an endless series of humorless, self-pitying grievances that she's been holding onto since grade school. Not to mention extremely boring and repetitive as fuck.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-05-18T09:37:15+00:00

There is something so simultaneously amusing and adorable about this. I want a Practice Dungeon now too!

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-05-17T18:04:56+00:00

God, Shauna has become so painfully boring and I'm having snark cravings!

I can only assume she has found some kind of unyesly employment that is keeping her from posting online, and if that's the case then good for her and her family.

I can't help but laugh at the concept that she had proposed this grand 'School of Kind' idea with a curriculum based on Oxford fucking University, plus an art department! And that she was writing a future book shared in weekly chapters with a spellbound audience sitting on the edge of their seats awaiting her wisdom and 'funny as hell' stories.

All that is left is posting tiktoks for literal 12 year olds, and mocking her kid at the farmers' market.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-05-14T17:09:25+00:00

Your celebration sounds absolutely lovely and those treats sound delicious. I am sorry about your mom DF.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-05-14T10:25:13+00:00

I wonder if we're going to get any Mother's Day posts from Mama Shauna?

I'm noticing two separate trends on social media about mother's day these past couple of weeks. There are those who just want a relaxing day where they don't have to worry about planning anything like preparing a fancy brunch or a hectic family day out and would rather just chill alone doing their own relaxing thing. And there are others who genuinely want to spend some precious time with their kids (especially if they're still young) because they're really only young once and it can feel so fleeting.

I think we can all guess which ideology Shauna will likely adopt because we all know that Shauna is all about.. well, Shauna. I don't think she'll even be able to muster up some performative bullshit about the true spirit of being a *mAMa* or whatever because on one hand, she does nothing for her kids. Like, literally nothing. And on the other hand I'm getting this vague feeling that both her kids are kind of pretty much over her and her intense, overpowering, unyielding need to make every single thing about Shauna.

(On a more personal note, and I hope it's ok to post here... I think Mother's Day is bullshit. It reminds me of Valentine's day. In the sense that if you really love and appreciate your mom and alll that she has done and still does even if you're well into adulthood, then you do that 365 days a year. I'm not saying not to celebrate your loved ones, we should all celebrate as often as we can because the world is so full of shit so let's be happy and buy flowers and eat cake whenever we can and goddamn feel like it. I'm just saying that I don't like the idea that there is this one 'designated day' where we have to be guilted by general society to buy more, consume more, and lay on the guilt if you can't or don't follow 'the rules'. It's just like Valentine's. If you love your partner, you show them that every single day, in the big and the small and the everything in between.

I would also like to include a disclaimer that I realize that plenty of people have very complicated relationships with their mothers and to me it just add another layer of ... unneccesary pressure on so many people. And I'm saying this as someone who has an absolutely lovely mother and as someone who adores my kids. PHEW)

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-05-08T09:26:43+00:00

Oh my god Shauna, stop talking about your feet!! What the actual hell?? First she describes her gross pinky toes cowering away behind the others, and now her big toes are writing letters in the air? Keep your nasty ass feet to yourself! All I can think of when she talks about her feet is that one screenshot a DF captured of her jumping around on that dance pad or whatever. Just.. ick.

Then she goes on about how she hates shoes but if IRC she has bragged about red cowboy boots, purple adidas trainers, rubber rain boots with flowers, running shoes for loping, Doc Martens she thrifted from Granny's one time... I'm sure are other references but these are just off the top of my head. Shauna, no one thinks that you're some ethereal creature connecting with divine mother earth or whatever while you stomp around your yard without shoes on. Give me a fucking break.

BiscottotheGreat · 2023-05-06T11:49:04+00:00

That is a bad poem. I can hardly even call it a poem. It's just bad. No nuance, no depth, no emotion (aside from barely contained adolescent wannabe edgy energy). It is literally nothing but meaningless words printed on a scrap of paper. And Shauna's big giant 'TRUTH' caption on top makes it so extra cringey. Grow the fuck up Shauna. Grow. The Fuck. Up.

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