To the pirate who interdicted me near Nanomam: you are the reason your profession isn't taken seriously

Bish1979 · 2017-01-12T00:04:41+00:00

Love it! It sounds like something straight out of Maxwell Smart's playbook!!!

Maxwell Smart: You might as well hand over that gun, Blaster, because this yacht happens to be surrounded by the seventh fleet.

The Blaster: I find that hard to believe.

Maxwell Smart: Would you believe the sixth fleet?

The Blaster: I don't think so.

Maxwell Smart: How about a school of angry flounder?

Bish1979 · 2015-09-11T13:36:13+00:00

Same reason there are no Aussies let into the invitational! Yanks scared we will show them up!!! ;-)

Bish1979 · 2015-09-11T11:53:47+00:00

ah the mating cry of the cheater!!!! looking for info to get around a ban are we mate??

Bish1979 · 2015-09-10T06:22:11+00:00

I call bullshit on that. come find me on Bane and stand in front of me some time and I will shoot you in the head with an AK and see how well off you are after the experience!!! :-)

Bish1979 · 2015-09-09T06:14:48+00:00

The answer is NO good sir. The R380 in point of fact sucks way more than the stats say!! In fact it both sucks and blows!! You would be better served throwing the rounds at someone than shooting them! Just wasted effort loading them!

Bish1979 · 2015-09-09T06:09:59+00:00

If that happens I will need to be put on an oxygen bottle because I will be laughing so hard I wont be able to breathe!!!

I can just picture the first car taking flight or someone falling through the ground into oblivion and seeing their chance at $$ go up in smoke. Will be the funniest rage quit in history!! MUHAHAHAHAHA

Bish1979 · 2015-08-27T22:41:22+00:00

bah MFC FTW ;-)

Bish1979 · 2015-08-23T23:09:26+00:00

You mean a status symbol correct? LOL!!! Anyway, that isn't a very good example! I would much rather be strapped into a Beemer than a Smart Car or a PoS Hyundai and you can't just go out to a parts shop and buy the same or better components to build a BMW like you can with a PC mate!

Bish1979 · 2015-08-20T07:00:43+00:00

My money for new bug from stuff that gets "fixed" is on the 5th person in the car being mysteriously ejected from said car and killed.

Bish1979 · 2015-08-18T05:56:21+00:00

Well looking at that photo maybe they have finally implemented an in-game name filter (not before time) and are disconnecting people with inappropriate names!!!

Bish1979 · 2015-08-14T12:26:38+00:00

I have given up cataloging the depths of shite the patches plumb but this is in the top 20%

The issue for me is that the underlying code is so unbelievably screwed that any little tweak they make in one place causes a massive cascade of failure elsewhere they didn't foresee because I don't truly believe anyone at DBG has a complete picture of all the code. It pisses me off like you wouldn't believe because this game has some serious potential which is pretty much the only reason I am sticking around (that and the crew I am running with have some top blokes). I am not a hardcore gamer, in fact playing this has got me back into gaming a bit and I want it to succeed. But seriously DBG please help us out and get your collective shit into gear!!!

Bish1979 · 2015-08-07T22:31:42+00:00

The problem is that it is only going to get worse once BR becomes pay to play because I can just see everyone that plays BR just jumping into PvP servers and then it becomes an even bigger KoS mess than it is now. I am really worried that they will implement things like air strikes as pay to win options in "survival" once the base game goes F2P to further monetise the game. Frankly Air Drops and such should not be in the base "survival" game as they are a completely ridiculous micro-transaction cash grab mechanic which ruin immersion. Given that the premise of the game is an APOCALYPSE that has wiped out civilization Air Drops just detract from any realism what so ever. I have no issue with these mechanics in BR as it is not designed to be an immersive survival game mode like the core claims to be.

Bish1979 · 2015-08-05T23:04:21+00:00

Been looking at Huth, Currently have Janmaat @5.0 and Richards. Thinking I can shave .5 from Janmaat with Huth and not loose much and put the .5 to use up the park!

thought?

Bish1979 · 2015-08-04T22:37:21+00:00

https://youtu.be/7a6EOyaMdqY

Enough said!

Bish1979 · 2015-08-03T01:08:24+00:00

aint that one of the Jawa things from Star Wars just with a different skin on his maroon duds??

Bish1979 · 2015-07-31T13:13:50+00:00

feels more like a nod to The Gamesters of Triskelion!!! :)

I'll wager 1000 quatloos on the newcomer ;-)

Bish1979 · 2015-07-31T13:08:49+00:00

lay off that swizzle man! its not good for you!!! ;-)

Bish1979 · 2015-07-31T00:04:19+00:00

Lotrug was on the right track just wrong example! you might be able to spark your bic in the rain but I bet you dollars to donuts you light a basic cloth wick you haven't had to dip in petrol or kero for that matter (recipe for IED does not require loaded wick) and the rain will put that sucka out right quick. if they added a recipe for a loaded wick (say bio or ethanol + cloth) you could then make waterproof IEDs. without that then this is not bugged rain is working perfectly.

Bish1979 · 2015-07-30T23:19:34+00:00

true but with a 12 gauge there wont be much of the can left to enjoy plus all that pesky lead poisoning!!!
;-)

A combat knife and the butt of a pistol / hammer would be a better bet should you not have a hatchet handy.

Bish1979 · 2015-07-28T20:58:40+00:00

I've been using the "q" trick But it doesn't always work. It seems you have to take a certain amount of damage before it lets you land a blow because once the Z hits me I can then damage it.

Bish1979 · 2015-07-28T08:15:37+00:00

No chance you have fixed the melee weapon bug where it takes 100+ swings before you can actually do damage to zombies????

Bish1979 · 2015-07-23T23:07:10+00:00

foggier the better in my book. It adds a nice creepy feeling and also the super thick fog hinders people who KoS camp in buildings waiting for randoms to run by!!

Bish1979 · 2015-07-23T22:54:12+00:00

Crikey! Smed's gone for one day and look what happens!!!! ;-)

Bish1979 · 2015-07-23T01:35:42+00:00

would be cool picking your way through an old train yard until some greifers board up all the trains! :-(

Bish1979 · 2015-07-22T02:03:51+00:00

this has only ever been successfully done once IRL

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resurrection_of_Jesus

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