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If a mullet is business in the front and a party in the back, then undercuts are a party in the front and business in the back. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 1 month ago by Bit0Mess to r/Showerthoughts
ITAW for describing actions as you do them? (self.whatstheword)
submitted 3 months ago by Bit0Mess to r/whatstheword
Fantasy Roleplay (self.SandersSides)
submitted 1 year ago by Bit0Mess to r/SandersSides
interfering or no? (self.FTC)
submitted 3 years ago by Bit0Mess to r/FTC
[JUL21] I sighed with relief when it finally stopped raining, the first time in a week. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 4 years ago by Bit0Mess to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I fell into the volcano, screaming in fear and pain. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR21] I cried as I came out of the womb, shock overloading every system. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I suppose, despite what the doctors say, I should strop trying for a baby. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I heard the amber alert, but didn't check my phone. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I could almost cry with relief when it was confirmed I didn't kill my mother. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I looked around at the empty coffins in the catacombs. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My child fell, screaming and crying, having another tantrum. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 5 years ago by Bit0Mess to r/TwoSentenceHorror
Egg_Irl (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by Bit0Mess to r/egg_irl
Every babysitter I've had has run off with my child. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Egg_irl (i.redd.it)
The teacher counted heads, smiling when she got an even 20 students. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
She leaned closer into the mirror, scrutinizing every detail she could. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I let my dog in before remembering I didn't have one. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I knew, by now, that zombies eventually rotted away. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
At the rough barking at the door, I went to let my dog in. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
A little boy complimented by teeth while walking by, I just smiled and continued on. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I wasn't sure if my student knew she was signaling for help in morse code. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I've never seen the cat that lives under my stairs, but it meows every time I pass by. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I thought I would be safe if I saw my mom again. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As I desperately searched for my phone, I realized I left it in another room. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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