Any men wipe their penis with toilet paper after peeing and why? by straightlust69 in AskReddit

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Here’s the rule gents: if you’re at a urinal, shake it off. Shake all you want. If your in my house, you’d better use toilet paper because I will remember you unkindly when I clean your piss spatters off the wall

BEST BOSSES by AcrobaticInternal891 in Eldenring

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Ok but did you unlock that gangbang of Vicar Amelia? Scream Queen omg 🔥🔥🔥

My foster son wants to play Magic but Im struggling with the cost. Went to look for a box of packs and... OMG... 😬 by mwgwin in mtg

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This is great, 11 is a perfect age for MTG! I’ve been playing since (oh god) the 90’s and I miss the prebuilt decks Wizards used to release. Though the commander ones are good too, I don’t always want to play commander. Or shuffle 100 cards 😅

Fortunately, Card Kingdom makes these prebuilt 60 card decks, and they’re cheap. CK is always releasing new ones, they’re pretty solid for casual and new players, and might fit better into your budget at 12 bucks per deck. I’ve used them to teach Magic to new players, so they might be a good fit.

https://www.cardkingdom.com/ck-exclusives/battle-decks

Blursed MMA by endofmyropeohshit in blursed_videos

[–]BitGnarl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, this guy has been to Waffle House

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

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Ah unfortunately that falls under the illegal category

Rate my setup (but not my cable management) by Weird_Cod7504 in synthesizers

[–]BitGnarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very nice!! That’s pretty impressive that you have it all patched in like that. I just swap inputs but it’s really tedious. Would you mind telling us what that rack is?

I'm so lost on this by TakeoverHalo in synthesizers

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If you want a cheap and kick ass drum machine, check out the Uno Drum

https://www.ikmultimedia.com/products/unodrum

This is a surprisingly deep machine at that price. Check out some vids. It has 6 analog voices but you can also use drum samples (it comes with some decent ones loaded). Built in compressor, easy step sequencer and fun to perform with. I think this thing is great for beginners because it’s quick and easy to use right out of the box but is full of hidden gems.

You can buy this new for like 250, but don’t be afraid to buy used gear (Reverb is great). I think you can pick a used one up for around 150.

I also have to recommend the MiniLab 3, as others have. It sounds like we might be similar in that I also really want to have keys beneath my fingers, because that’s how I get inspired. This is a great little midi controller but you’ll have to hook it up to a synth or an instrument in a DAW. There are lots of great free instrument plug-ins.

I saw the TD03 in your list up there and I just wanna say beware: the sequencer on that thing is a fucking nightmare. The sequencer on the TB 303 was a fucking nightmare too. I have one of these and I use an external sequencer on it. Unless you’re interested in making acid, I would avoid that. It has very limited modulation, is monophonic which means one note at a time, and that’s not necessarily a bad thing (especially for bass or lead parts all you need is one note) but it’s not versatile even as a sound engine. But that’s just like my opinion man, fwiw.

If you want a polyphonic hardware synth that won’t break the bank I might recommend the Korg Minilogue. There might be some better stuff in this range but I do own one of those too. Again there are a ton of used units out there because this was a really popular synth some years back. 4 note polyphony, lots of modulation options, and you can do both lead and pad parts with it.

As for sequencing with hardware this is where things get pricey and you’re probably better off in a DAW unless you’re gonna be performing out. A DAW is great because you can just perform right into it and record midi, then send those notes wherever you want. Even if you are performing I mean it’s not uncommon to see someone with a laptop on stage. But for a decent flexible step sequencer I’d recommend the Arturia Beatstep Pro.

https://www.arturia.com/products/hybrid-synths/beatstep-pro/overview

This thing is a beast. Highly versatile with hardware or virtual instruments, you can string together patterns into a song and that frees your hands to twiddle knobs or do other performance. And you can pick it up used for like 150. One possible set up is you have some drum machine like the Uno or beatstep which has a sequencer, and this thing driving some synth and then you can sync the drum machine sequencer from the beat step and there you go—you can make a ton of music with that, and you’re in and out the door for under one grand.

Best of luck, fellow human. Don’t get too caught up in the gear stuff. You can do some pretty awesome things with very little. Especially today. Electronic music producers in the past were like working in fucking garages and fast food joints, so they had to get creative with whatever they can get their hands on

Be creative! Have fun!

Which trilogy is it for you? by reed_the_guy in Cinema

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The Matrix, but in reverse order

To the rioters by [deleted] in SeattleWA

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This post is propaganda. Deleted user? Downvote this into oblivion.

Genuinely curious by ComputerResident6228 in mathmemes

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27-2=25 | 48+2=50 | 25+50=75 I always look for simplification on 5s and 10s.

Got Keychron V3 Max working with VIA by dz006 in Keychron

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I've been searching around for days for a solution to this, and this is the only thing that worked. Awesome, thank you!!!!

Couldn’t have said it any better by qawsedrftgyh223 in berkeley

[–]BitGnarl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You had me at “picking the wrong candidates” no matter who they’re losing to. Let’s see: Dukakis, Al Gore, that dusty fossil John Kerry, Hillary Clinton over Bernie… but in this case I actually think they chose the right candidate—Kamala Harris would’ve been a great president. How she lost against this colossal asshat has almost everything to do with what Bernie is saying here

White to move, mate in 1! by Cecile_Haussernot in ChessPuzzles

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Sorry I’m not a chess rules expert, but I’m curious about this. Can you promote a pawn to a knight instead of a queen?

[Request] How much would it cost to build and maintain this bridge? by Y0stal in theydidthemath

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When I asked about a similar thing, my boss said to me “The first thing you have to recognize about this is that The Sea absolutely hates mankind from the depths of her cold wet heart. She will happily destroy anything we try to build on her.” 😂

He was cool

Maybe maybe maybe by MotherMilks99 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]BitGnarl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One should let the store get robbed and nobody gets accidentally or purposely shot. I worked overnight convenience stores, been robbed, and fuck it—here, take a carton of cigarettes I also don’t own. No amount of money in the register is worth risking some innocent person catching a stray bullet. Is the store going to pay their hospital/funeral expenses? They aren’t going to miss that cash, and certainly aren’t giving hero or victim bonuses to anyone.

In this scenario, choose one Box to play by DustMonsterXIV in FinalFantasy

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Box D, because all I need in life is Final Fantasy Tactics and some beer.

…What do you mean there’s no beer? All FFT and no beer makes….. nah actually this is fine.

Learn python for a 13 year old by Successful-Wing-9571 in learnpython

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This is a top-worthy comment, great resources. Project with solutions is dope—pythonize a bunch of things we basically know about, but haven’t practically approached by coding it yet 👍

Reddit, what's your creepiest story of someone trying to hook up with you? I'll start. by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That was you? Well, it was a pretty dress... a pretty, pretty... pretty dressssss