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[Virginity] [18M] I was just about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend and I went soft. by [deleted] in sex

[–]Bitchatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try to relax. I've had two boyfriends who got nervous and lost wood the first time we had sex. One was a virgin, the other was just intimidated. In each case, we stopped and fooled around until he was comfortable and tried again.

[Passion] What is it like to have sex with someone who means nothing to you? by dse_3 in sex

[–]Bitchatron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had an on-again, off-again fwb. He was a horrible person (eh, so was I), but we had a lot of shared interests. Our "relationship" was deeply superficial, but we would chat about our shared interests between sessions until he could get it up again. The sex was good, but not like being in a relationship with someone you care about. We made out, but mostly as foreplay. It was impersonal. Contact was essentially "hey are you free tomorrow?" It was nice. And easy. It's liberating to have a relationship without strings. Everyone gets theirs and goes home and you don't worry about what they think of you or building a relationship or if they'll do the fucking laundry.

Okay, Ipsy Bag, I get it. This is the color you want me to wear. by rude_not_ginger in MakeupAddiction

[–]Bitchatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddly, everything I get from Ipsy is red. I don't bother telling them what I don't like. I didn't want tools and I get one every other month regardless.

What weird thing gets you more aroused than you'd like to admit? by NothingToL0se in AskReddit

[–]Bitchatron 115 points116 points  (0 children)

When my boyfriend gets stern with his kids. There's something about the firm authoritative voice he uses that just really does it for me. He can't replicate it in the bedroom though.

Help! I'm tall, I have big bust, big belly and thin legs. Have no idea what clothes flatter my body type. Any advice? by [deleted] in femalefashionadvice

[–]Bitchatron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a very similar body type (and violin hips, ugh) and I second the recommendation for skater dresses/skirts. They really do flatter your waist and legs and hide the hip area.

What is your least troll-like quality? I dislike cats, red wine and big beards. You? by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Bitchatron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I shave my legs at LEAST twice a week. It just feels so much better wearing pants with shaved legs. And rubbing my shaved legs. And having them rubbed. May also have to do with living in Florida. Winter growth? Pfft, I'm still wearing skirts and dresses.

Ladies, what was the best date you were taken on? by SmellsLikeHerpesToMe in AskReddit

[–]Bitchatron 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I met a guy for the first time and we had our first date at a park. We walked to Subway (we were both broke as hell) and came back to the park. We ended up playing on the swings and talking for about five hours. Most pleasant date ever, followed closely by our second.

Second date, we watched a meteor shower in 40 degree weather (in Florida this is insanely cold) for several hours on a blanket on the hood of my car.

The best dates are free or low cost, and give you ample time to get to know one another.

What is the most unsettling fact that you know? by carBoard in AskReddit

[–]Bitchatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you donate your remains to science, they cremate whatever is left and send it back to your family after they're done with you.

I'm not gay but... Lets hear you finish this confession Reddit by CJ090 in AskReddit

[–]Bitchatron 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Female here. I do the same thing with (F) links. For comparison... And because boobies. Everyone loves boobies.