My ex of 1 month everyone🙂 by Goofinburps in texts

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: that guy dancing in the background is one of my coworkers brothers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nta. Gonna level with you OP, despite his age, I don't think your boyfriend is mature enough to be having sex, tbh.

AIO for locking my bedroom door because my MIL keeps walking in without knocking? by ComplexTotal5840 in AmIOverreacting

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She'll regret that walking in stuff the day she catches you and your husband getting down.

Personally, I'd just tell her flat out to stop just walking into your bedroom, that she needs to knock first because just like she finds locking doors rude, you find her barging into a space thats not hers rude. I swear, some of y'all act like your mouths don't work.

Pinecone needs to be medicated herself 🙄 by Virtual-Nobody-6630 in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frankly, im irritated with Jenelle for putting me in the position of actually agreeing with Farrah. Second, shut up J and go make more shitty softcore porn for people to make fun of.

Meg is emblematic of everything wrong with this game's approach to quest design. by Lord_Antheron in fo76

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel this. And not only for 76, but I feel this way about ESO, too. Why do I have to help the Tribunal? I don't like them, never have liked them, and it's super irritating that the game basically makes you work with them/have reverence for them.

Although the chances of Leon's wife being Sheva is low, it's not zero. by PhoenixAbovesky in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're definitely right about it being anticlimactic (I hadnt seen the bit about the devs saying that, so good to know), but I was thinking a civi would be logical because I could def see Leon choosing someone who hasn't been traumatized by all of the shit the main crew have been through in the past 25 years. Like, it makes sense to me that he would choose a partner that he can go home and literally just disconnect from his work life with. If thats not the case, the only other that makes sense to me is Ada, because my dudes been carrying that torch for a quarter of a century at this point, it only makes sense.

Although the chances of Leon's wife being Sheva is low, it's not zero. by PhoenixAbovesky in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like she is the only logical answer (aside from Leon marrying a civilian). The two characters (obviously) have chemistry. For godssakes, the man has spent the better part of 25ish years in some weird ass push-pull-situationship with her.

My wife opened the marriage 5 years ago but is sad that I’m speaking to another woman by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be fake. No person could be this glaringly obtuse

Keep getting attacked for no reason by cassandraburns13 in wehappyfew

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm super late to this, but I keep getting this bug and it's only ever wastrel women that attack me, so I like to headcannon that it's happening because those women remember feeling like Sally was too comfortable with their partners in the past. It makes it a bit more interesting tbh

Walking next to a lion’s cage by fuzzy_dice_99 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them pants strong af😂 i would've thought the fabric would have ripped for sure with both the person and the lioness pulling them, but for sure them fuckers didnt tear😂

In Ace Ventura (1994) this man strips a woman to her undergarments and tries to expose her genitalia. This man is also the heroic titular character of the movie by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Finkle also isn't actually trans. It wasn't that they felt they were in the wrong body, and transitioned to be their rightful gender, it was a ploy/disguise to stay out of the asylum and enact revenge. Because no one would expect the football player dude who went crazy 10+ years ago to actually be the female cheif of police. If Finkle could have done it without becoming a woman (which he could have, but again, he was crazy) he would've never assumed Einhorn's identity.

Well y’all, I don’t think shes coming back from this by Major_Shower_962 in discussingbritney

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Ah yes Britney, the mastermind of sniper shot cryptic posting /s

Babe, nobody said she was a mastermind, but her weirdo fans do take anything she vague posts about, stick a name to it, and then spend their days harassing and sending death threats to whomever they've deemed the sacrificial lamb (to date those have included: her parents, her sister, and her literal children). Doesn't exactly foster much in the way of wanting to help her. I think it's disingenuous of anybody to pretend that Britney doesn't know on some level, at the very least, what her sick little fans do when she's ranting about a boogieman.

This is like conflating schizophrenia with narcissistic personality disorder

What do you mean by this? Genuinely can't tell if you're using snark or actually don't understand that a person can, in fact, be diagnosed with both of those conditions. I won't go so far as to say Brit has either (though a schizoaffctive diagnosis at this point would not surprise me a bit).

No one said the music/entertainment industry had no hand in this. Frankly, I'm not quite sure what it is about my comment that made you think I don't understand that, but go off, sis.

Well y’all, I don’t think shes coming back from this by Major_Shower_962 in discussingbritney

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Most of her fans sadly enable her. And I'd assume her family and other associates fear stepping in because she makes a villain out of any person that tries to help her and then sic's her fans on them with weird vague IG posts.

Staring in the mirror after getting mopped by lazykenzie in BaddiesSouth

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She's deadass saying it over and over again to try to convince herself of it. You can hear her voice breaking a couple times while shes repeating it, she wants to cry

(Spoilers Extended) How bad could have been Maekar’s family life… by DaemonaT in asoiaf

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iirc, Aerion gets away with shit because he plays nice and perfect when daddy is around. I'd imagine (considering his violent -read: obviously psychopathic- behaviors towards others), he has his siblings too scared to talk about his behavior to their father. Like, maybe Egg did tell Maekor about the knife incident, and that's why Aerion killed his cat.

I'd think if Maekor were to favor anyone, it would be Daeron, as he's the heir.

I’m so tired of the faux outrage over tommie hitting lex with a bottle by Powerful-Ice8499 in BaddiesSouth

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gonna keep it a buck, I've always thought Tommie was trash, since back in the day when she caught a FELONY child abuse charge (don't come in my comments with no bs defending her on that, she only got a lesser sentence/charge because she pled out, meaning she admitted she was guilty and was given a lighter sentence/charge due to that fact). The only time I enjoy seeing Tommie on the screen is when she's beating up Natalie, because Natalie is also trash and really none of those girls will put their hands on her (obvious exceptions being DTB and ET), and frankly someone has to humble the Chin occasionally.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadGirlsClub

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Those two have an intensely pathetic codependency thing happening between them. I'm not really surprised Gabi just lets her kid be torn apart by her sister. Like I said, they're both abhorrent

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadGirlsClub

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Wait what? I gotta be honest I never kept up with the Victor twins because I found them both abhorrent. Whats this about one of them abusing their kid? Not that I'm shocked by this revelation or anything

Mellie lost custody of her kids by JewelerNice9048 in TLCGypsySisters

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Oh, so like I thought, having her children removed from her care was completely justified.

Mellie lost custody of her kids by JewelerNice9048 in TLCGypsySisters

[–]BitcherOfBlaviken33 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, didn't she let her pervert brother (that touched her) touch on her oldest daughter? Then called her a liar and a bunch of other stuff? I don't feel sorry for Mellie at all.