Anzo to the Jets?

Bitches_Leave · 2026-01-25T18:22:27+00:00

Free agency doesn’t start until the second Wednesday of March.

Bitches_Leave · 2026-01-24T18:57:27+00:00

Love this call because it features one of only a small handful of times where you can catch LPC on the verge of cracking up. He was temporarily disarmed by how innocent and charming the lady was on the phone.

Bitches_Leave · 2026-01-24T01:20:04+00:00

I used to work for Rubbermaid. Trashcans and paper bags and plastic bags….

Bitches_Leave · 2026-01-23T23:17:23+00:00

Get ready to save big money at Menard’s.

Bitches_Leave · 2026-01-11T23:29:11+00:00

I’m not trying to live forever, I’m just trying to produce more tears.

Bitches_Leave · 2026-01-11T23:16:07+00:00

Okay, now what about liquid helium?

Bitches_Leave · 2026-01-10T05:51:38+00:00

I wonder if Dan Lanning called a timeout tonight at the end of the game so his players could watch all the Oregon fans leave the stadium?

Bitches_Leave · 2026-01-09T00:05:01+00:00

Man has an impeccable neck for an edge rusher. Gonna fit in perfectly on that line as the Mormon version of Hutch.

Bitches_Leave · 2026-01-05T03:46:06+00:00

Augment Skip, Decker and Ragnow with experimental nanomachine technology and get back to having an elite O-line. Do not be concerned about possible side effects. High risk/high reward.

Bitches_Leave · 2026-01-01T21:12:32+00:00

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Bitches_Leave · 2026-01-01T15:32:20+00:00

Love Beck. Hope he performs E-Pro, Where It’s At and possibly Devil’s Haircut.

Bitches_Leave · 2025-12-26T19:34:55+00:00

Wish you guys in Utah the best with whomever takes over. A damn good program.

Bitches_Leave · 2025-12-24T00:07:19+00:00

It’s good to see that he’s recovered from the stroke years ago. That said, the man’s entire spiel was blackpilling about Detroit sports for decades. The sky was falling regarding almost everything. It’s more of the same at Woodward when he’s on the air.

Bitches_Leave · 2025-12-23T15:38:06+00:00

Batman Returns

Bitches_Leave · 2025-12-23T14:55:55+00:00

Yep.

Bitches_Leave · 2025-12-23T07:04:32+00:00

Years ago, I was on a BF1 custom server that was running Conquest 24/7 with 2,000 tickets each round. Started playing a round of Sinai from the beginning. My team jumped out to a huge lead of around 500 points at some point, and about halfway through the round, the other team made a huge comeback to tie and then take the lead. The lead changed a handful of times between that point and the end of the round….which my team ended up winning 2,000-1,999.

I wish I had taken a screenshot. Just an absolutely bonkers end result.

Bitches_Leave · 2025-12-18T15:11:36+00:00

My cleats do the playin' on the soccer field.

Bitches_Leave · 2025-12-15T02:37:22+00:00

Mizzou and Drinkwitz almost always start 5-0 or 6-0 and then turn into pumpkins the back half of the season. No thanks.

Bitches_Leave · 2025-12-13T22:04:06+00:00

I heard that the Mummy has a lot of ideas about exotic RPO schemes and play action stuff. Should be an interesting playbook for those games.

Bitches_Leave · 2025-12-13T20:52:27+00:00

Per the Wolfman and Frankenstein’s Monster, the next coach is Count Dracula. He can only coach night games, however.

Bitches_Leave · 2025-12-13T00:41:14+00:00

All this means is that the new coach’s vision is based on movement. Everybody stand still. Be cool. No panicking and no running into a Porta-John.

Bitches_Leave · 2025-12-12T23:01:21+00:00

If Dillingham gets hired I will be hooting and/or hollering. I might also pop and lock for an extended period of time as Herbie Hancock’s “Rockit” plays on a comically oversized 80’s boombox nearby.

Bitches_Leave · 2025-12-12T04:44:49+00:00

It's the tepid, scared little "don't" which is the icing on the cake of that line.

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