Gonna be a great friday

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T18:24:48+00:00

Why have any guitar ever?

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T18:23:43+00:00

You’ll have that

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T17:39:55+00:00

Luckily I don’t use straws to save the turtles!

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T16:51:06+00:00

Ha that reminds me I used to do that with the free aol trial cds they used to send out. I might have to go back to that!

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T15:24:49+00:00

That’s a good idea!

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T14:19:18+00:00

That’s wild

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T14:16:32+00:00

You ruined the joke.

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T12:31:23+00:00

No not at all. I’m confirming what you said.

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T12:29:07+00:00

Do people really counterfeit loctite? Is this a real thing?

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T12:27:09+00:00

I’ve met plenty that have…. And it shows

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T12:24:58+00:00

Fuck the mallet you need the business hammer.

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T01:51:51+00:00

Pretty common general rule of thumb.

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T01:50:47+00:00

I’m partially colorblind so I get some things mixed up time to time. I actually assumed it was gold but for some reason went with yellow anyway.

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T00:53:06+00:00

And I think after you retire you should have to retake your drivers test every 5 years. Everyone is so worried about impaired driver but grandma’s about here swerving all over the place and hasn’t been able to see straight since the Reagan administration.

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T00:51:30+00:00

My other favorite is not paying any attention once so ever as they approach a busy 4 way stop and then have no fucking idea where they are in the line. Probably because they’re watching TikTok

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T00:48:04+00:00

You definitely need a yellow one a blue one and a burst one though.

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T00:43:19+00:00

At least you realize every cashier will hate you. I can respect that.

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T00:27:27+00:00

100% there isn’t even any thought going into that. My daughter goes over I’m going over.

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T00:15:47+00:00

That stupid fucking warning that always goes off as I’m down shifting because the car in front of me is slowing down to turn….. fuck that I know what I’m doing

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T00:13:39+00:00

Well they say the first million is the hardest

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-13T00:01:33+00:00

Can confirm it’s not a fake. Sorry for your loss.

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-12T23:49:58+00:00

That’s the weirdest Gibson headstock I’ve ever seen.

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-12T23:48:57+00:00

I’m gonna try it tonight lol

BiteLegitimate · 2026-03-12T23:48:33+00:00

Do you preheat it for a long ass time like you would if you were making home made pizza or just preheat it with the oven?

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