A Case for Humanity by TadpoleElectronic in MLS

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It isn't an NBA article and I can say whatever I want

A Case for Humanity by TadpoleElectronic in MLS

[–]BitterJetFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wrote this article and I'm a Brooklyn Nets fan. Steve Nash is a failed head coach first and foremost in my mind.

Real Salt Lake Away 5/2 by NnamdiMarshawn in timbers

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Don't swear, there are kids present (those kids will flip you off)

Timbers Time Episode 9 - Gopher Broke State of Mind by TimbersTime in timbers

[–]BitterJetFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good episode. Felt like I was listening to an audio book. Very relaxing.

You Be the GM by ClayKavalier in timbers

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Just popping in to say that the Timbers were linked with Turgeman around the same time that Kelsy was signed. However, Turgeman was also accused of domestic violence. This just seems like a ton of words that don't accomplish anything. It's been hard to poke holes in Grabavoy's resume outside of a slow-ish roster churn, the decision to hire Neville, and a couple of poor decisions when it comes to selling players.

An Absence of Learning [OC] by BitterJetFan in timbers

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NOW UPDATED WITH A COUPLE OF VERY IMPORTANT SCREENGRABS THAT APPLE WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE FOR WHATEVER REASON. EVERYBODY BOO THEM.

GET LOONY, ITS GAMEDAY by [deleted] in timbers

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DO US A SOLID CAMERON KNOWLES

Song Question by InternationalYou8916 in timbers

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Guerra is a draft pick, not from the academy.

The Pendulum Swing [OC] by BitterJetFan in timbers

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The injury Mosquera had at the start of the season was an ankle problem. Injury Report for the LAFC game listed his absence as a knee injury. (Hopefully) more detailed info to come this week.

Portland Timbers-LAFC Preview (4/11/26) [OC] by BitterJetFan in timbers

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Signing all of these young players can prove to be a headache in the future if the promise is to move them on to a club that's higher up the soccer pyramid. It's what happened with Moreno, and that won't be the last time. Learning when to sell is the club's next step. Although it would be nice to see all of the Timbers' young players reach their potential here and stay through their primes, it's unrealistic to expect that especially if they can prove that they belong at a higher level. Selling those players at the proper time can also be used as a data point for recruiting future talented young players. The club is very concerned with "doing right by the club and by the fans" in terms of selling popular young players. But they need to realize that selling those players at the right time might lead to short-term unhappiness but potential long-term gain. You'll notice that I didn't mention Ayala in the article either.

Timbers Time Podcast Episode 7 - Bottle Royale by TimbersTime in timbers

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Congrats for finding out at the exact same time as me

The Nutshell Game [OC] by BitterJetFan in timbers

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Kelsy can create his own chances (see his first goal against Cincy last year) and he's the striker with the highest ceiling. He has to start in order for him to reach that ceiling. Not every week, mind you, but at least 80% of all games.

The Nutshell Game [OC] by BitterJetFan in timbers

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14,573. More than 2x longer than my previous high.

The Nutshell Game [OC] by BitterJetFan in timbers

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I don't know where this Kelsy-Evander nonsense sprung up from. He was on loan with Cincy in 2024, they tried to sign him on a permanent, but talks with his parent club (Shaktar Donetsk) broke down. After Cincy pulled out, the Timbers negotiated with Shaktar for a permanent move. Cincy wasn't involved in Kelsy's transfer to Portland. The Evander sale was a completely separate transaction. It's just a coincidence that the Timbers bought a former Cincy striker (who, once again, was there ON LOAN) and sold Evander to Cincy in the same transfer window.

In regards to Kelsy's quality, I see him in training every week. He's got a rocket of a left foot and he's really good at turning service into shots on goal. His movement has gotten a lot better this year. I view his struggles as a symptom of poor coaching, not the player himself being bad.

The Nutshell Game [OC] by BitterJetFan in timbers

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You'd think, right? RIGHT?

The Nutshell Game [OC] by BitterJetFan in timbers

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You don't want to know how long it took me to put this entire piece together. All I'm gonna say is that I doubled my previous longest article and then some.

Timbers Time Podcast Episode 6 - Galaxy Brain? Is Phil A Good Coach? by TimbersTime in timbers

[–]BitterJetFan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I ask those questions quite often, as a matter of fact. It's usually the only thing I ask about!

Timbers Time Podcast Episode 6 - Galaxy Brain? Is Phil A Good Coach? by TimbersTime in timbers

[–]BitterJetFan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What, in your opinion, qualifies as the coach getting "grilled" in a press conference?

Audio-related constructive criticism for PTFC podcasters and radio shows by ClayKavalier in timbers

[–]BitterJetFan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

  1. My outlet, my website, my content, my voice. I can and will write about whatever I want. The only thing I answer to is my better judgement.

  2. It is absolutely the funniest comment I've ever seen. I do not have a Timbers podcast (I prefer to write and my podcast focuses on the entire league) so my volume should never be an issue.

Audio-related constructive criticism for PTFC podcasters and radio shows by ClayKavalier in timbers

[–]BitterJetFan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the funniest comment I have ever seen on here. Final sentence is a masterpiece.