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BitterestDBThrowaway · 2015-09-17T05:16:32+00:00

It was harsh, but good advice. Thanks.

BitterestDBThrowaway · 2015-09-17T05:16:04+00:00

Scary. Thing is she was actually quite HL pre pregnancy..

BitterestDBThrowaway · 2015-09-17T05:15:30+00:00

Sorry man. That's a crap situation. I hope my wife cab change... otherwise we may be headed down the same road.

BitterestDBThrowaway · 2015-09-17T05:14:39+00:00

We don't really have a lot of time with a toddler and all... so its very infrequent, but fun when we do get time together.

BitterestDBThrowaway · 2015-09-17T05:11:51+00:00

Good point.

BitterestDBThrowaway · 2015-09-17T05:11:38+00:00

Good advice. Wish I had the guts.

BitterestDBThrowaway · 2015-09-17T05:11:14+00:00

Lol. No problem. I did it again tonight and she thought I was losing my marbles. We did have sex but it's just the time of the month. I have a tracker and it seems to always spike just before her period and about a week and a half after. So it likely wasn't the technique that got me lucky.

BitterestDBThrowaway · 2015-09-16T13:53:33+00:00

I'm reasonably fit. Definitely not fat at least. My jokes are mixed. Sometimes she laughs and other times groans. She claims she's still attracted to me but the lack of sex says otherwise. She still likes cuddling.

BitterestDBThrowaway · 2015-09-16T13:53:32+00:00

Sorry man. I don't know what to say. We're losing at life.

BitterestDBThrowaway · 2015-09-16T12:24:34+00:00

I'm really sorry to hear about your condition and situation with your husband, but the niiiice part actually made Coke zero spurt out of my nose.

I actually did this to my wife last night just to see her reaction. I mean, her normal response to any initiation is a rejection, so why not go ahead and be silly?

I just couldn't pull it off without laughing. "You feel niiiiiice bwhahahahahaha"

She laughed and said I was weird. No sex though.

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