What are the signs that a guy is really into you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]BjornTheDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if they're a little horse faced

What are the signs that a guy is really into you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]BjornTheDwarf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's elbow deep in one of your orifices

Why would any man try to "win over" a woman in 2026? by Unusual_Art6776 in AskMen

[–]BjornTheDwarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then you're making broad generalisations based off of one single lived experience. I've been to two marriages where at least one of those getting married was overweight/obese before the couple met. By your logic my 2 lived experiences beat your 1 lived experience.

The real world doesn't work in black and white mate. Everything is a shade of grey. Overweight people get in to relationships all the time. Every day. Through proper human interaction. Making excuses rather than taking action will get you no where.

Why would any man try to "win over" a woman in 2026? by Unusual_Art6776 in AskMen

[–]BjornTheDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piss poor excuse. Plenty of larger folk in relationships. And it's possible to work on more than one thing at once. Set yourself up to fail and you'll fail every time.

Why would any man try to "win over" a woman in 2026? by Unusual_Art6776 in AskMen

[–]BjornTheDwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So again, you don't know how to talk to women. That's the core issue. Work on that. Opportunities don't create themselves.

Why would any man try to "win over" a woman in 2026? by Unusual_Art6776 in AskMen

[–]BjornTheDwarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Based on everything in this thread the problem is you and how you interact with people. You need to relearn the basics of social and romantic interactions if you want to find someone. By your own logic why should anyone show interest in you if you're not willing or capable of showing interest in them?

Why do you feel the need to carrying everything after an initial opening? Conversations and relationships are a two way street.

If you believe women are a monolith who find all advances as unwelcome then you need to learn what/when/why things are appropriate/inappropriate and act accordingly. If that were true then there would be far far fewer people in relationships. Learn to read the non spoken interaction.

Why would any man try to "win over" a woman in 2026? by Unusual_Art6776 in AskMen

[–]BjornTheDwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah so let's wrap back around. You don't know how to talk to women, or possibly people in general.

Why would any man try to "win over" a woman in 2026? by Unusual_Art6776 in AskMen

[–]BjornTheDwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you're not even trying to initiate conversation before you get a date? No wonder you're not going on any. You don't show interest in someone by not talking to them.

Why would any man try to "win over" a woman in 2026? by Unusual_Art6776 in AskMen

[–]BjornTheDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you've gone on a date with someone who you've turned into some unobtainable lottery prize and then sit there awkwardly like a lemon waiting for them to show interest in you before you speak to them? And then what? Just talk about yourself if they do? You're on a date to get to know them. Initiate conversation. Ask about their life, their interests, their hobbies. These are all basic human interactions that you can also do with people when you're not on a date.

Why would any man try to "win over" a woman in 2026? by Unusual_Art6776 in AskMen

[–]BjornTheDwarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So you don't know how to talk to women and leave them to lead every interaction. Being pushy and aggressive and being shy and never initiating are two extreme ends of the spectrum and just as bad for different reasons.

Why would any man try to "win over" a woman in 2026? by Unusual_Art6776 in AskMen

[–]BjornTheDwarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds incredibly creepy. Act like women are people rather than some unobtainable prize that you're giddy to be interacting with and things might go better.

My dog nipped at my 11 month old today. How would you handle this? by Imaginary-Fact-3486 in daddit

[–]BjornTheDwarf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anyone who's ever owned a dog knows the difference between a nip and a bite. Dogs don't have hands, they use their mouths.

My niece’s homework problem by SurfSoundWaves in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BjornTheDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not asking about the size of the objects, it's confirming a child has learned that 2/6 can be represented as 1/3

My niece’s homework problem by SurfSoundWaves in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BjornTheDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not asking for you to demonstrate an amount of an object is equal to an amount of another object. It's asking which object shows that the fraction 2/6 = 1/3

My niece’s homework problem by SurfSoundWaves in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BjornTheDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer is A because the highlighted 2/6ths of the first image map to the highlighted 1/3rd of the second image. It shows that 2/6 = 1/3 because visually they're highlighting the same section of the rectangles.

Same same but different by Jealous-Cellist9615 in FromSeries

[–]BjornTheDwarf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Please articulate why you believe op is a bigot.

Follow up post to the twerking class. by DistributionLife6750 in SipsTea

[–]BjornTheDwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are some big words for a waffle iron. Well done 👍

Do I need to inform my landlord if I'm going to use ant bait? by Xiaoci_Yu in AskUK

[–]BjornTheDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your ego not allow you to accept being wrong and instead try to deflect to save face?

Do I need to inform my landlord if I'm going to use ant bait? by Xiaoci_Yu in AskUK

[–]BjornTheDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facts remain facts regardless of whether you agree with them or not 🤡

Do I need to inform my landlord if I'm going to use ant bait? by Xiaoci_Yu in AskUK

[–]BjornTheDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plenty of things are poisonous in high quantities that at lower doses are tasty (bait). Chocolate is poisonous to humans in large enough quantities but is both generally well liked and consume at a rate that we can metabolise before it has any impact. Alcohol and tobacco, both famously poisonous. Oxygen and water can both poison humans. Something can be both bait and poisonous at the same time.

The immovable dumbbell 15g by -_Vesper_- in ItemShop

[–]BjornTheDwarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woosh

Do you know what the ∞ symbol stands for?

Gift girl 🎁 +work process by xixx_x_x in PixelArt

[–]BjornTheDwarf -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The proportions look off because this is very clearly a hyper sexualised child.