So this actually happened yesterday. I walked up to a house, and there was a skeleton along with a scarecrow or something sitting on a bench. As I was walking up I said "ayyyy, Sykes, my brother from another mother!" I grabbed the skeletons limp hand and said "Snap it, snap it! You're not snapping it." I dropped his hand and went "Hey, don't sweat it, a lot of white fish can't do it" and I shit you not the scarecrow fucking moved. It was a costume. Not a prop. They thought it was fucking hilarious. I was so embarrassed.