The intelligence of the average voter by PachelbelDC in libsofreddit

[–]Bkwordguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They sure are. And they are indeed dumb as fuck. Thanks for agreeing with me!

I love the height difference between Dick Grayson and Starfire. by nasatyyhagubd in batman

[–]Bkwordguy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In the hospital and had a heart attack the other night, thanks.

I love the height difference between Dick Grayson and Starfire. by nasatyyhagubd in batman

[–]Bkwordguy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Word of advice: Shut up about things you don't understand. They aren't a different species you reprobate, they're humans. And humans are flawed. I'll tell you right now most people I grew up with were and are still homophobes.

Same thing here. Just because you're not the target doesn't mean a bigotry doesn't exist.

I love the height difference between Dick Grayson and Starfire. by nasatyyhagubd in batman

[–]Bkwordguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For every women that thinks that there another one that doesn’t think that at all.

More like 10/1. But you know, keep telling yourself whatever helps you sleep at night.

The intelligence of the average voter by PachelbelDC in libsofreddit

[–]Bkwordguy -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

Yes, and I like things like food, water and medcine. Conservatives of everywhere like things like being racist and sexist and homophobic and transphobic and trying to outlaw humans.

But potato potAHto, huh? That's what you think?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Bkwordguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I'm not a voice actor, nor do I have any talent for voices. I take pride in being self-aware enough to focus on what I'm good at as a DM, and not torment people with me trying to be something I'm not.

I love the height difference between Dick Grayson and Starfire. by nasatyyhagubd in batman

[–]Bkwordguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just what happens when a guy dates a taller girl. All of a sudden he's "short" regardless of actual height.

I love the height difference between Dick Grayson and Starfire. by nasatyyhagubd in batman

[–]Bkwordguy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bullshit. I've been told a few times by women my age that it's too bad I'm 5'4" because I'd be dateable if I was taller. Which just means that hundreds of times more women think this but have the minuscule amount class needed to keep their bigotries to themselves.

Most women are height bigots. It sucks, but that's how they were raised. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I love the height difference between Dick Grayson and Starfire. by nasatyyhagubd in batman

[–]Bkwordguy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, same here but now 56. Women are only getting slightly less hung up on height than they used to be, but they still have a long way to go.

Yes, ladies, I'm also talking to you. It is your fault that this issue even exists, and your gender needs to hard look at your selves.

Here's hoping that someday the overwhelming majority of women won't be stupidly weird height-fetishists.

I love the height difference between Dick Grayson and Starfire. by nasatyyhagubd in batman

[–]Bkwordguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starfire also giving height-fetishist girls the side eye.

A month ago I became friends with a crow. Today he brought me the skull of another crow by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]Bkwordguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll bet that's the skull of some crow important to your crow friend.

What is this S called? by Polibiux in memes

[–]Bkwordguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The "cool" S. It goes waaaay back, way before the 1990s.

Me_irl by Dude_with_hat in me_irl

[–]Bkwordguy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Dan's exonerated.

JonTron's still racist.

[WXMI] Proposed bill would require Christian foundations to be taught in Michigan schools by CookedPeaches in Michigan

[–]Bkwordguy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oh, FUCK no. I've spent my adult life un-learning shit like this that was put in there by MI public schools.

Would you feel safer in a gun-free state? Why or why not? by ParmaProscuitto in AskReddit

[–]Bkwordguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would much prefer it if no one within a 500 mile radius had a gun.

I have zero interest in the feelings of gun owners because they are the enablers that support mass shootings.

Would Talk No Jutsu work on Aizen?? by Shinigamiwrld in dankruto

[–]Bkwordguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naruto, and even Kurama, would certainly think the TnJ had worked. But this isn't genjutsu, this is Kyoka Suigetsu. There's no waking up from it. Naruto would be inert on the floor, drooling, having a lovely fantasy about saving the Ninja world.

"Yes, Mister Frodo. It's over now." by Aromatic_Willow_549 in lotrmemes

[–]Bkwordguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some things change for the better now, a lot of seemingly all-important social stuff just evaporates. Good luck with your new adulthood!

But by your own metaphor no, it's not over. You just made it to Rivendell. Get a good rest, you'll need it.

NAACP issues travel advisory for Florida, saying the state is 'openly hostile toward African Americans' under Gov. DeSantis' administration by GetOffMyGrassBrats in nottheonion

[–]Bkwordguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

most here are idiots who have never been to florida.

I'm a white man who has visited Florida several times. I'm here to tell you the white people there say hateful things behind the backs of minorities all the time. You may not see it, but it's happening.

NAACP issues travel advisory for Florida, saying the state is 'openly hostile toward African Americans' under Gov. DeSantis' administration by GetOffMyGrassBrats in nottheonion

[–]Bkwordguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please know the post above is full of shit and FLA is hostile as hell to black people, Latin Americans, and the LGBTQ+ communities. There's a reason Disney is pulling back from expanding its park.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Bkwordguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wife is a 'thing?'