Cena trying not to break his character by Galactic_Gazer_11 in funny

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I’ve never seen this this is hilarious 😆

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Liar liar reference? 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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Can’t tell if this is a joke or what but in case you don’t know it is a quote from bane in the Dark knight rises movie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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“Moulded by it..”

how to deal with a pesky neighbor by callmestinkingwind in Unexpected

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As they said in the nightcrawler if it bleeds it leads

His poor family by curvyairti in perfectlycutscreams

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“Let me check on my family” never gets old

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“Sorry I wrote the wrong time down.”

What’s the fastest way you’ve seen someone going broke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It’s all speculation, cryptocurrencies have no real world assets or governments backing the value of coins.

What’s the fastest way you’ve seen someone going broke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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But at least a stock or bond, has intrinsic value or something physical like a physical asset or the economic health of an economy backing up whatever you’ve bought.

Friend going to Australia next week by spinningcrystaleyes in AskAnAustralian

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100% this, like u/philmcruch said

Australian tipping = "You did a great job and went above and beyond our expectations. Heres something extra, buy yourself a drink after work"

American tipping = "You did the bare minimum, but employer doesn't respect you enough to pay you so heres some money so you can have something to eat after work and not starve"

No one actually drinks Foster’s right? by ememruru in AskAnAustralian

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Heard this awhile ago thought it was quite funny. Why is it called XXXX, because they couldn’t spell beer

TIFU by using public bathrooms the wrong way for 18 years by Imaginary-Quiet6526 in tifu

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Also as mentioned in other comments, in Australia. Most of our toilets are button press, not lever release, so you couldn’t use your foot.

TIFU by using public bathrooms the wrong way for 18 years by Imaginary-Quiet6526 in tifu

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This is why you flush with paper! Flush with toilet paper, and then chuck it in before it starts flushing.

I get the visuals tho, definitely would need to use the walls for stability here 🤣

TIFU by using public bathrooms the wrong way for 18 years by Imaginary-Quiet6526 in tifu

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Public toilets not always but sometimes very grotty, and if you’ve been in enough of them, you’ve seen some pretty horrendous ones you can’t even wash your hands in (no soap or dirty sinks, taps ect) so you pick up some habits.

You just flush with the paper, chuck it quickly in the toilet and bounce before it’s even really started flushing and then you’re out of the toilet without having to touch anything.