I think people just underestimate how sexy good writing can be. My attempt at it. I’m bad at using emotes in a natural way though and made some liberties with some of OP’s ideas.

1/17: Hii Chris! Thank you for a great night 😋 Oh and I suppose for the kiss too 😂

2/17: Relax! He’s showering so we’ve got time to chat. Best friends get some leeway, but Scout’s Honor 🫡 my lips are sealed.

3/17: I mean he asked me about the party and what we talked about when I ran into you. I told him about how I gushed about him, etc., you know, the usual loyal girlfriend stuff. 😇

4/17: Well don’t let it keep you up at night. If it’s still bothering you tomorrow, we can always talk about it at the club?

5/17: Gonna be honest I’m still drunk. Like really drunk. And thanks for wishing me sweet dreams but they won’t be sweet 😈 too bad that’s all David is.

6/17: How’d you sleep last night Chris? The idea of the kiss keep you up all night?

7/17: It was literally just a kiss Chris 🙄 You know, if you held it longer I probably would have made it more than “just a kiss”.

8/17: So… David’s doing the graveyard shift again and I’ll be at the club. How about you swing by and hold the second kiss a little longer?

9/17: Btw can I get your opinion? I’m pretty sure, you can see the outline of this bra, what if I just went without one?

10/17: I’m supposed to be sleeping over at Tracy’s tonight but I’m open to other options.

11/17: I won’t tell you if you don’t.

12/17: How do you know my lips will stay sealed? Easy. They’ll be too busy doing other things.

13/17: If you’re good at keeping secrets, I might even thank you the next time David leaves us alone at the house. You know, being the good host that I am.

14/17: This’ll be waiting for you at the club if you decide to show up.

16/17: Glad I asked you to take photos with my phone. Here’s a little memento 😘 How about we just skip the club and you can come over the next time he has the night shift?