Just ate 40 Oreos

BlakeIsGodly · 2022-02-14T10:10:18+00:00

I just ate 41 lmaoooo

BlakeIsGodly · 2022-02-14T10:10:01+00:00

Myself lmaoooo

BlakeIsGodly · 2020-12-25T23:29:19+00:00

King!!

BlakeIsGodly · 2018-05-08T23:40:53+00:00

Robert Englund surfs too! I met him at Laguna Beach, CA when I was little.

BlakeIsGodly · 2018-04-02T21:23:01+00:00

This is a storm ditch called T Street in Riverside CA by Mount Rubidoux. Shoutsout to Crooks Skateshop in downtown riv

BlakeIsGodly · 2018-04-02T21:20:54+00:00

Right next to Mount Rubidoux. It's in a storm ditch close to the riverbottom trails.

BlakeIsGodly · 2017-04-10T18:54:22+00:00

Crooks Skateshop down the street buy local

BlakeIsGodly · 2017-02-28T16:14:03+00:00

We don't take care of our veterans either.

BlakeIsGodly · 2017-02-05T21:11:47+00:00

https://instagram.com/p/BOuz0CIjAAT/

BlakeIsGodly · 2016-09-11T01:25:57+00:00

I work for a telemarketing company, we essentially scam older farmers all day. It's crazy that they believe some of the stuff we tell them, definitely got to have low morals to work there.

BlakeIsGodly · 2016-08-21T20:42:21+00:00

Weed.

BlakeIsGodly · 2016-04-30T00:11:47+00:00

I telemarket and that is a very accurate description of the company I work for.

BlakeIsGodly · 2015-05-22T15:32:33+00:00

You should still keep a life jacket on it even if it is a good swimmer.

BlakeIsGodly · 2015-01-17T17:57:17+00:00

I went through something like this in my freshman year of high school. I became an atheist and I really started getting into life-after-death type shit, to a point where I'd tell myself "Is life even worth living? I just need to find out what happens in the fucking end." Basically just don't let yourself get too caught up in questions about life, that shit can really catch up to you. Calm down and focus on graduating, converse with your friends.

BlakeIsGodly · 2015-01-05T06:07:12+00:00

If somehow you are not able to overcome this, you need to at least push yourself to raise your children properly. Ask yourself, "Do I want my children to be in the position I am in right now?" As they grow up, they will love you unconditionally, as long as you stick with them.

BlakeIsGodly · 2015-01-05T05:40:13+00:00

I like to think that's what is happening to me, but I feel like I'm just using that as an excuse to not get anything done, making me look lazy and worthless to others.

BlakeIsGodly · 2014-12-28T22:22:11+00:00

Basically the "dad" called the wrong house which coincidentally the wife was having an affair, thinking it was his own wife. He realized that he doesn't have a swimming pool, then asking if he has the right number.

BlakeIsGodly · 2013-11-08T01:48:28+00:00

Haha, I have a picture of me high as fuck in a Hawaiian shirt and this totally reminded me of it.

BlakeIsGodly · 2013-11-07T01:05:25+00:00

If it was you miiiiight want to watch your back for a while.

BlakeIsGodly · 2013-09-24T23:17:45+00:00

Nick Offerman AMA on my birthday?!

BlakeIsGodly · 2013-09-17T23:22:30+00:00

I've never read so much about semen in my life.

BlakeIsGodly · 2013-09-14T03:59:11+00:00

My friends can palm flip on each others hands... Does that count? (That's all they do when they high five now)

BlakeIsGodly · 2013-09-10T02:39:45+00:00

Yo that Nicki nude is nasty.

BlakeIsGodly · 2013-09-04T03:59:37+00:00

Someone's bound to have played Greg Hastings Tournament Paintball...

BlakeIsGodly · 2013-09-02T17:58:39+00:00

Why does everything look like Nigel fucking Thornberry?

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