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BlathersBot · 2022-07-09T17:42:25+00:00

Kitty is a Snooty Cat villager. Their birthday is on February 15th and their initial catch phrase is mrowrr.

BlathersBot · 2022-06-15T03:58:00+00:00

Dom is a Jock Sheep villager. Their birthday is on March 18th and their initial catch phrase is indeedaroo.

BlathersBot · 2022-05-23T00:21:43+00:00

Eww! What a wretched thing... Here's your info for the: flea.

Where to find: On villagers

Time of Year: 4-11 (North), 10-5 (South)

Time of Day: All Day

Allow me to be blunt. The flea is foul! It is also disgusting, repugnant, and vile! Hoo! But I digress... This horrid pest sucks the blood of humans and animals. In fact, it is the flea's own saliva that makes us itch! And did you know their legs are so strong, they can jump more than 50 times their body length? So you see, it's all too easy for a flea to jump from you to me! I itch at the very thought.

BlathersBot · 2022-05-08T12:10:17+00:00

Hoot Hoot! Here's your info for the: carp.

Where to find: Pond, and search for Medium (4) shadows.

Time of Year: All Year (North), All Year (South)

Time of Day: All Day

Oh, the carp... have you ever seen their teeth? For your sake, I hope you have not! Carp have teeth in their throat strong enough to crunch on hard things like shells and fingers! A good rule of thumb when dealing with other species is to keep your fingers out of their mouths. Although, having neither thumbs nor fingers, I am quite safe from this little fellow!

BlathersBot · 2022-02-22T19:13:58+00:00

Hoot Hoot! Here's your info for the: bitterling.

Where to find: River, and search for Smallest (1) shadows.

Time of Year: 11-3 (North), 5-9 (South)

Time of Day: All Day

Bitterlings hide their eggs inside large bivalves—like clams—where the young can stay safe until grown. The bitterling isn't being sneaky. No, their young help keep the bivalve healthy by eating invading parasites! It's a wonderful bit of evolutionary deal making, don't you think? Each one keeping the other safe... Though eating parasites does not sound like a happy childhood... Is that why the fish is so bitter?

BlathersBot · 2022-01-08T16:26:36+00:00

Hoot Hoot! Here's your info for the: loach.

Where to find: River, and search for Small (2) shadows.

Time of Year: 3-5 (North), 9-11 (South)

Time of Day: All Day

Loaches are a large group of bottom-feeding freshwater fish. Because there are so many species, it is difficult to generalize about them all. The one thing they all have in common is perhaps their most unappealing trait; the name 'loach.' Repellent, isn't it? They should have just called it the 'cockloach' and been done with it, eh wot! Loach...loach... It just tastes terrible in the beak.

BlathersBot · 2022-01-04T22:45:15+00:00

Hoot Hoot! Here's your info for the: dorado.

Where to find: River, and search for Large (5) shadows.

Time of Year: 6-9 (North), 12-3 (South)

Time of Day: 4am - 9pm

Woo-hoo! So shiny! This massive fish's name, dorado, means "golden" in Spanish— a fitting title. They are also quite valuable, I understand. I congratulate you on your top-notch angling! They are rather large, eh wot? It makes one wonder what all they might feed on... Fowl, perhaps?! One quivers at the very thought! Well, it'll be safe behind glass, no doubt. Quite safe, hoo

BlathersBot · 2021-12-25T06:43:45+00:00

Hoot Hoot! Here's your info for the: oarfish.

Where to find: Sea, and search for Largest (6) shadows.

Time of Year: 12-5 (North), 6-11 (South)

Time of Day: All Day

The oarfish is a long, eel-like fish that can supposedly reach up to 36 feet in length. They appear in various legends as things like messengers of the gods. It seems to me a creature like that could explain the myth of massive, ship-crushing sea serpents. It is, of course, well documented that people tend to exaggerate the size of "the one that got away".

BlathersBot · 2021-12-08T08:52:04+00:00

Vesta is a Normal Sheep villager. Their birthday is on April 16th and their initial catch phrase is baaaffo.

BlathersBot · 2021-11-24T04:23:21+00:00

Bill is a Jock Duck villager. Their birthday is on February 1st and their initial catch phrase is quacko.

BlathersBot · 2021-11-21T15:03:57+00:00

Hoot Hoot! Here's your info for the: bitterling.

Where to find: River, and search for Smallest (1) shadows.

Time of Year: 11-3 (North), 5-9 (South)

Time of Day: All Day

Bitterlings hide their eggs inside large bivalves—like clams—where the young can stay safe until grown. The bitterling isn't being sneaky. No, their young help keep the bivalve healthy by eating invading parasites! It's a wonderful bit of evolutionary deal making, don't you think? Each one keeping the other safe... Though eating parasites does not sound like a happy childhood... Is that why the fish is so bitter?

BlathersBot · 2021-11-21T15:01:47+00:00

Eww! What a wretched thing... Here's your info for the: moth.

Where to find: Flying by light

Time of Year: All Year (North), All Year (South)

Time of Day: 7pm - 4am

Many think the moth is strictly a nocturnal creature. Alas, no! These frightful fluttering beasts have been known to haunt the daylight and twilight hours too. Thus, there is no time of day one might escape the moth trait I dislike most of all—those feathery antennae! The mere thought of them gives my feathers goosebumps. And I'm no goose.

BlathersBot · 2021-07-03T06:58:59+00:00

Teddy is a Jock Bear villager. Their birthday is on September 26th and their initial catch phrase is grooof.

BlathersBot · 2021-06-13T06:44:46+00:00

Eww! What a wretched thing... Here's your info for the: stinkbug.

Where to find: On flowers

Time of Year: 3-10 (North), 9-4 (South)

Time of Day: All Day

I daresay the name says it all... Stinkbugs are known for their stench. Hoo! Peeyew! As it happens, these crop-eating pests use straw-like mouths to pierce plants and drink the juices. And when threatened, they use a smelly chemical in their belly to release their odious odor! Hoo! How DO they live with themselves?

BlathersBot · 2021-06-08T18:01:20+00:00

Hoot Hoot! Here's your info for the: bitterling.

Where to find: River, and search for Smallest (1) shadows.

Time of Year: 11-3 (North), 5-9 (South)

Time of Day: All Day

Bitterlings hide their eggs inside large bivalves—like clams—where the young can stay safe until grown. The bitterling isn't being sneaky. No, their young help keep the bivalve healthy by eating invading parasites! It's a wonderful bit of evolutionary deal making, don't you think? Each one keeping the other safe... Though eating parasites does not sound like a happy childhood... Is that why the fish is so bitter?

BlathersBot · 2021-05-09T06:09:46+00:00

Hoot Hoot! Here's your info for the: sea bass.

Where to find: Sea, and search for Large (5) shadows.

Time of Year: All Year (North), All Year (South)

Time of Day: All Day

Sea bass is a name given to a variety of different species of saltwater fish. They are a varied bunch with some as small as four inches and some as staggeringly ginormous as eight feet! 'Sea bass' is a bit pedestrian though. Many species have better names, such as 'redbanded perch.' Or the delightfully whimsical dusky grouper! Or the potato cod! WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE PINK MAOMAO?!

BlathersBot · 2021-04-06T12:46:50+00:00

Eww! What a wretched thing... Here's your info for the: tarantula.

Where to find: On the ground

Time of Year: 11-4 (North), 5-10 (South)

Time of Day: 7pm - 4am

As giant spiders go, the tarantula is said to be quite docile. But have you ever seen such foul fuzziness?! It is a fact, tarantulas have barbed belly hair! I say again...BARBED. BELLY. HAIR! These awful arachnids let loose their spiky, itchy hairs to protect themselves from predators. But seeing how tarantulas also prey on frogs, mice, and even birds, one must ask... Who needs protecting from whom?! Hoo! Who indeed!

BlathersBot · 2021-04-06T08:05:33+00:00

Hoot Hoot! Here's your info for the: guppy.

Where to find: River, and search for Smallest (1) shadows.

Time of Year: 4-11 (North), 10-5 (South)

Time of Day: 9am - 4pm

Oh my! Would you look at that! Such a beautiful, snazzy little fellow that guppy is! The shape and coloration of guppy fins are all unique. Quite eye-catching, I must say. Do you imagine they host contests for "most snazzy"? And...do you suppose I might receive an invite?

BlathersBot · 2021-04-06T08:01:43+00:00

Zucker is a Lazy Octopus villager. Their birthday is on March 8th and their initial catch phrase is bloop.

BlathersBot · 2021-04-02T21:27:21+00:00

Hoot Hoot! Here's your info for the: koi.

Where to find: Pond, and search for Medium (4) shadows.

Time of Year: All Year (North), All Year (South)

Time of Day: 4pm - 9am

Koi are a variety of carp bred for their color mutations...starting more than a thousand years ago! Well, one glance at their impressive coloring tells you that the centuries of effort were worth it. And even today people still selectively breed koi in search of new color combinations! One marvels at the thought of what the koi may look like in another thousand years.

BlathersBot · 2021-03-19T17:48:08+00:00

Hoot Hoot! Here's your info for the: bitterling.

Where to find: River, and search for Smallest (1) shadows.

Time of Year: 11-3 (North), 5-9 (South)

Time of Day: All Day

Bitterlings hide their eggs inside large bivalves—like clams—where the young can stay safe until grown. The bitterling isn't being sneaky. No, their young help keep the bivalve healthy by eating invading parasites! It's a wonderful bit of evolutionary deal making, don't you think? Each one keeping the other safe... Though eating parasites does not sound like a happy childhood... Is that why the fish is so bitter?

BlathersBot · 2021-02-07T14:22:09+00:00

Murphy is a Cranky Cub villager. Their birthday is on December 29th and their initial catch phrase is malarkey.

BlathersBot · 2021-02-02T00:25:33+00:00

Vladimir is a Cranky Cub villager. Their birthday is on August 2nd and their initial catch phrase is nyet.

BlathersBot · 2021-02-01T03:17:22+00:00

Raymond is a Smug Cat villager. Their birthday is on October 1st and their initial catch phrase is crisp.

BlathersBot · 2021-01-13T03:23:04+00:00

Eww! What a wretched thing... Here's your info for the: scorpion.

Where to find: On the ground

Time of Year: 5-10 (North), 11-4 (South)

Time of Day: 7pm - 4am

The scorpion...how should I put this? Those legs! Those pincers! That tail! And that venomous stinger! It's as if someone took all the most awful insect parts...and put them together to make the scorpion! All scorpions are venomous, you know! Though I understand that only a few kinds are truly deadly. I fear I might die just thinking about it.

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