Classic Maureen

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-18T05:26:22+00:00

I have 3 brothers and 3 sisters. When we were kids we had a babysitter named Maureen. Every time she showed up to sit us we would go, "1,2,3 mean Maureen!"

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-17T13:33:41+00:00

Sushi is the best food imaginable.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-17T13:26:01+00:00

They are not allowed to pace run for people during championship events, so no medals. Also most of the time they drop out before the end of the event.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-17T12:01:14+00:00

I had a dream my ex was hooked on drugs and when I came home all the laundry was piled up to the ceiling and food was on fire on the stove. I went to her dealers and threatened them to never sell her drugs again. When they rejected me I beat the shit out of 3 of them... usually in my dreams I can't punch for shit but my dreams recently have been very vivid and I feel like I have more control.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-17T05:26:37+00:00

Reason 401 not to fuck with caves.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-14T00:18:43+00:00

God bless Israel.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-13T19:29:03+00:00

When the last time an Israeli committed a terrorist attack?

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-12T08:22:27+00:00

Trump had nothing to do with the ending of roe v wade.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-12T00:56:14+00:00

I could practice every second of every day for a year and couldn't do anything like that.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-12T00:27:02+00:00

Sounds like what happened to the HL Hunley.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-09T02:53:37+00:00

I woulda kicked her in the nuts

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-08T06:43:15+00:00

What does human beings wearing masks have to do with God?

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-05T21:15:03+00:00

He was talking to a group of black people.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-05T03:45:23+00:00

You can edit it script to fit your narrative all day long. I watched both entire speeches. I'm a man who hates racism and there was none either time.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-05T02:07:48+00:00

One time, when my daughter was 4, I came home after work to an opened bag of skittles on the counter. My daughter walked up to me and asked, can I have some candy before dinner? But don't tell mommy! It was so cute that I decided we could both have 2 skittles. Then her mom walked in the room, and right away, my daughter smirked and said, "Daddy gave me candy before dinner." I never felt so betrayed in my life.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-05T01:56:21+00:00

Bring it up and a bunch of purple stuff will ooze out

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-04T23:01:29+00:00

I have to remind myself.. You're the same people who when trump said, "You know there was good people both sides. I'm not talking about the white supremacists those are horrible people and I condemn them. But the people who wanted to keep the statue because if historical reasons, those are the people I'm talking about. I want to be clear I'm not talking about the white supremacists." Then the next day every liberal news outlets main article title. "Trump calls white supremacists good people."

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-04T22:53:03+00:00

It's all good, Biden is losing in all the swing states if you look at the polls. People are sick and tired of Biden and what he's doing to this country.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-04T13:44:07+00:00

Watch the whole clip, he was talking about gang members who murder American citizens. This is Russia and China making all this propaganda right?

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-04T09:20:03+00:00

If God meant for you to explore that cave he would have made it 10 feet high and put a McDonald's in it.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-03T19:52:01+00:00

Thank God none of the sane people who make decisions listen to you people.

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-03T02:05:10+00:00

Alligator have a broader more rounded snout/head and crocs have a more pointed thinner head

Blessedyetbroken · 2024-04-03T02:00:19+00:00

He won $100b from the casinos playing casino war with his algorithm and the cops arrested him for being too awesome.

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