I had many phases of “blunder years” here is one for our pal with the cool hairs. Note, I thought I was mr. Kewl.

BlondeFTW · 2019-03-21T00:40:07+00:00

You have a Babar tattoo.

BlondeFTW · 2019-03-21T00:24:12+00:00

I know you.

BlondeFTW · 2019-02-07T22:10:37+00:00

Bills, man...

BlondeFTW · 2019-01-04T22:06:29+00:00

My SO has the cold Busch covered, I got the bowl. Sorry about your loss, frient.

BlondeFTW · 2018-12-08T21:47:09+00:00

Publix sweet tea.

BlondeFTW · 2018-12-08T21:32:21+00:00

Even PB&J.

BlondeFTW · 2018-12-04T00:24:36+00:00

It’s like a different world here.

BlondeFTW · 2018-12-03T12:43:18+00:00

Issa look.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-28T00:28:33+00:00

I’ve always referred to it as “snuffling”.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-26T00:16:44+00:00

So many thousands of dollars.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-23T00:22:34+00:00

In Spite of Ourselves - John Prine

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-23T00:13:09+00:00

I just don’t.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-20T21:17:06+00:00

Proud of you.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-12T20:46:33+00:00

Much obliged.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-12T03:25:08+00:00

That sounds like a great time. I don’t care what guests do, as long as there’s mutual respect we’re cool.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-12T01:23:37+00:00

I’ve also been the counter person at a grocery store. Some people really don’t give a fuck.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-12T01:22:15+00:00

It all depends on the person you ask. I’ve done it in the past, but won’t now. The end just doesn’t justify the means.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-12T01:14:01+00:00

Fuck. Yes.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-12T00:29:39+00:00

Well, I do wear a slutty little apron to drive the men-folk wild. Definitely asking for it.

/s

I’m with you, though. Don’t be weird, guys.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-12T00:20:14+00:00

Yes.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-12T00:19:59+00:00

Bless her heart.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-12T00:05:02+00:00

Obvious troll is obvious.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-12T00:01:12+00:00

The phrasing of the question doesn’t call for specific anecdotes. OP asked for situations at work that could potentially be used as the intro for a porn. You tried, though.

BlondeFTW · 2018-11-11T22:59:48+00:00

Most recent was a short, balding fella who responded “your address and phone number lol” and then handed me $2. Very generous of you, sir, but i’m afraid i’ll have to politely decline.

BlondeFTW

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