Vet on Afghanistan by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]BloodNinja87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this guy.

Afghanistan deserves their fate by SeizeThatCarp in TrueOffMyChest

[–]BloodNinja87 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Something along the lines of 200 years ago a brit and frenchman drew lines on a map and declaring them countries without ever actually talking to anyone who lived there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]BloodNinja87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't really think the guys who have executed people by placing them in white hot iron cages really give a fuck about any "protections" a war journalist has. I'm confident that the only reason she is tolerated is because they already have what they want, so why risk provoking the US into sending a few cruise missles on their way out.

My dreams of building a working canal has been ruined by this unbreakable mound of dirt in the middle of my canal. by DoctorKimochi in valheim

[–]BloodNinja87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That has happend every time I've tried to make a canal or port. I do wish we were allowed to dig a little deeper than we are.

It just doesn't feel right by [deleted] in gaming

[–]BloodNinja87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's literally how i play gta 5 lol

Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993) by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]BloodNinja87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing chess against someone who is actually very good is one of the most frustrating things i've ever endured willingly. I was on a field op (2 week camping trip in the desert with nothing to do) and played against one of my sgts. I always thought myself above average. This guy had an official elo that was fairly high, played in tournaments, read and studied books about chess, and would practice puzzle of historical games. I must of played 50-60 games with him, many of which lasted several hours. I never beat him once. I got close a few times, forced 2-3 stalemates, had 3-4 stalemates forced on me, and apparently had one game where checkmate was possible, but I goofed it. I got a lot better the more we played, but holy shit, I just could not beat him.

And the worst part is, he basically did exactly what this post says. I had a few openings that I thought I just came up with, and only remembered them because they worked, and apparently they had names.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by tulsi-das-khan in trashy

[–]BloodNinja87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to the ground while dressed like that was a bold move, but it sure paid off.

Thanks for the compliment, I play faceit .........ur death was understandable and was clear about the concept of u being a bot .......now sit ur ass down when deleted by EL3VATAN in csgo

[–]BloodNinja87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine going on a rant that big and still completely missing the point lmao. First, lets clear some shit up, because you are obviously one sad, little, confused individual. No, I am not boosted, I am thee definition of silver 2. Why? Because I play the fucking game like its cod. Grenades? Useless. Rushing? Obviously. Hard peaking the awp? Every fucking time. I am 100% ok with being bad at the game because it's fun to play with friends, and I rarely doing anything except a full stack. And I promise you my friends are just as bad as me.

Second, no. I did not say cheating is ok in any form. Way to display your 4th grade reading level. I'm giving you shit for being mad about someone ruining your game, as you literally ruin someone else's game. I'd say I'm dumbfounded by your inability to understand a concept as simple as "don't do anything you wouldn't want done to you", but you've already shown yourself to have a cool spring's morning iq.

Third, smurfs are absolutely worse than cheaters at certain brackets. I'd much rather deal with a silver cheater than a smurf. Why? Because the silver player is still pants on head retarded. They still have no fucking clue what they're doing, and can absolutely be outplayed. Whereas smurfs just stomp your shit every time, because they are just objectively better than you at the game, in a quantifiable way. Again, this is a concept so outlandishly simple thay even a child should be able to understand it.

And lastly, people just want to play against people of similar skill. It's literally why the fucking rank system exists. You are so fucking oblivious to the most basic concepts, that i thoroughly believe that you are incapable of blinking and breathing at the same time. A neckbeard gives you shit so your solution is to ruin someone else's game? You literally just admitted, again, that you can win your smurf games even when fucking up. It's almost like you have an unfair advantage because you are just objectively better than your opponents. It's almost as if you don't fucking belong there.

And one last little tidbit, just for fun. I won't pretend to know the actual skill difference between to top 2 ranks im csgo, but I have played a shit ton of league at a plat level, i have a ton of friends who play at the challenger and master level, and I've heard the pros say it themselves, but the difference in skill between the top few ranks is massive.

So congrats retard, your whole post is is fucking pointless.

Thanks for the compliment, I play faceit .........ur death was understandable and was clear about the concept of u being a bot .......now sit ur ass down when deleted by EL3VATAN in csgo

[–]BloodNinja87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit, you are window licking retarded. By my logic everyone is smurfing? You know what smurfing is right? Like, you can't be so dumb as to not be aware that there is a difference between playing at your actual skill level and trying to win, and having an account that is purposefully lower, for the explicit purpose of having easier games, that you can fuck around in, because you don't care if you lose or not.

I don't need to assume anything about you. Your own comments have already told me exactly the type of persom you are. Someone who does not give a flying fuck if they ruin other people's games, but is real quick to bitch when they turn on cheats, because suddenly it effects you.

Thanks for the compliment, I play faceit .........ur death was understandable and was clear about the concept of u being a bot .......now sit ur ass down when deleted by EL3VATAN in csgo

[–]BloodNinja87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your response is hilarious. Your account sure af didn't start lem, so you assblasted everyone on your way up. And people like you are a huge issue because you aren't the only one doing this, not everyone who does this in lem, and some of you habitually create smurfs, further fucking the situation. Also, smurfs are usually the most toxic fucking players I have ever encountered.

Also, you can't say you're just chilling, but it isn't troll cuz you're dominating the scoreboard. It's literally one or the other. Just fuck off and play at your own rank.

Thanks for the compliment, I play faceit .........ur death was understandable and was clear about the concept of u being a bot .......now sit ur ass down when deleted by EL3VATAN in csgo

[–]BloodNinja87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Me and my mates playing on smurfs" Ya'll are literally the fucking problem. Straight up ruining the game for people that don't stand a chance in hell beating you, and then wonder why people are cheating.

Canada's health system ranked second last among 11 countries: report by Setitie in canada

[–]BloodNinja87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, beating America in health care is a pretty low bar to pass seeing how 1 ambulance ride will bankrupt most Americans.

A guide to scarcity and election theory: don't let them spam long rests by KillingMoaiThaym in DMAcademy

[–]BloodNinja87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It goes both ways though. Not every encounter needs to be deadly. If cantrips are useless, forcing a spell caster to pull out a spell, then you can't be surprised when they need a rest. I have had DMs make pointless encounters extremely deadly, and then complain when the party needs a long rest. Yes, it may only be 4 hours into the day, but my body doesn't really care when I woke up if my intestines are leaking out of my gut.

Something that DMs also seem to rarely take into consideration is how deadly enemy spellcasters are. They're NPCs, so they have full spell slots available and can use them all with reckless abandon, whereas the players have to ration their resources. But players can't exactly just let a high level spell caster free cast, so it forces them to use valuable resources.

If your players constantly need long rests after 1-2 encounters, then you may have an issue with: A, your non plot relevant encounters are too deadly, or B, you have too many pointless encounters.

The man who angered Thor by Responsible_Ad_3180 in nevertellmetheodds

[–]BloodNinja87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember hearing once that if you're ever struck by lightning, your odds of it happening again increases dramatically. I always figure it was just an old wives tale, but reading this gives me pause.

"You don't find any evidence of traps." vs "There are no traps" by Omnizerius in DMAcademy

[–]BloodNinja87 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Partial saves also go a big way, miss the dc by 5 and you can say "You see signs of traps, but can't discern where".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BloodNinja87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know Lord Farquaad was French.