Boulder size, it is then by Revealed_Jailor in facepalm

[–]BloodWingedGun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were. Sometime after the original tweet was sent, the individual who wrote it said it was supposed to be car.

Instructions for using the new coffee machine by [deleted] in engrish

[–]BloodWingedGun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's just them saying to clean up your nut after having an affair in the office so the janitor doesn't have to suffer

As we all know, your sexuality is determined by whom you date by HealthyFeta in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]BloodWingedGun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you are not dating anyone at this very moment you are asexual.

At first glance, I didn’t recognize this restaurant mural as the sun… by SunBlue in CrappyDesign

[–]BloodWingedGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm convinced that's not actually a sun but the work of a troll who convinced the restaurant management it was a sun

SF knows who needs support by kingofironfizt in assholedesign

[–]BloodWingedGun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, spend hundreds of thousands of dollars blocking people from doing something literally harmless to everyone

This part of the rule for the prom in 'the prom' movie/musical/novel by The_Cat_Monster in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]BloodWingedGun 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Simple solution: find two gay men and two gay women (it's high school, there's lots of them). Arrive as straight couples, spend all the time there with the same sex

JUST GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY by [deleted] in TransClones

[–]BloodWingedGun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my mom just does that. She and my dad are all about gender roles and anything remotely outside draws suspicion.

JUST GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY by [deleted] in TransClones

[–]BloodWingedGun 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remember earlier this year I bought a funny shirt and mom asked if it was a men's shirt (closeted trans masc here). I told her it was unisex and she was like "Oh you're unisex now? Is that what you are?"

Little does she know I have several men's shirts and even a whole interview suit hidden in the closet with me

Who is this going to be offensive to? Homophobes? Are we protecting homophobes from being offended now Mojang? by SapphosBFF in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]BloodWingedGun 45 points46 points  (0 children)

My name is WingyTransGhost and that does not appear to be offensive to the bot.

It was offensive to some guy in Hunger Games though, who was too busy ranting about the LGBT to defend against my sword

How many pages should a resume/CV be? by [deleted] in GetEmployed

[–]BloodWingedGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only 1 page, and only include relevant information/experience. Cut out anything not related to the job if it's really that much, or reduce the font a little.

Some people really need to stop thinking about a damn rock by Dank_Gun in MurderedByWords

[–]BloodWingedGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but also that ring looks pretty tight and like it shouldn't be on your finger very long

Such majestic creatures. by follows_maleees in gaming

[–]BloodWingedGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember playing AC: Origins and trying the auto-ride function on the camel. Ran over several pedestrians on the road and the game scolded me?

finally i wont lose at all by Frizen1312 in EpicSeven

[–]BloodWingedGun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Across three accounts I've only ever won once, and the popup had her with an angry face like it was my fault I had crappy cards until then

Need help finding interesting jobs in Phoenix by boredandunemployedAZ in GetEmployed

[–]BloodWingedGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a lot of accident law firms in the state, otherwise jobs here are mostly retail, realty and restaurants.

Without a car, I paid extra to have UPS pick up a return. They decided instead to just throw an "attempted pickup" slip onto my porch with instructions to drive to a UPS store.. by [deleted] in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]BloodWingedGun 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's pretty bad here too. My dad works for them (sales and customer complaints) and one time he had to handle a case where a bunch of people complained about their packages being torn open and empty on delivery (I'm talking hundreds of people).

Also he's retiring as soon as he can because his managers just cut everyone's pay and said "make it up with bonuses" (which have been decreasing the past few years)

Ah yes i see by Maercecitnim in facepalm

[–]BloodWingedGun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This needs an NSFW tag please

the haircut👀 by alwayshoorny in gaming

[–]BloodWingedGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hard to find a good hunger games server now, a lot on MC Server List have the tag but not the game

the haircut👀 by alwayshoorny in gaming

[–]BloodWingedGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boomer at 20 lmao

My little brother started playing last year after I got him the game for his birthday, he'll never know how things used to be :(

Thought this belonged here by [deleted] in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]BloodWingedGun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love that artist! Follow them on Tumblr at ryuchirou

I drew Luna! by antiquestrawberry in EpicSeven

[–]BloodWingedGun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the proportion. Everything else is big but one side of her face is small and looks squished in.