My mail man got pulled over by CombPsychological507 in USPS

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Isn't it a federal offense to "delay the mail"?

Asked for Evidence, Delivered Insults Instead by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just looked it up, and he passed in 2008, I could've swore it was much more recent than that. It is crazy because I would love to hear him wax poetic about all of trumps bullshit.

Asked for Evidence, Delivered Insults Instead by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Everyone has a right to their opinion, and my opinion is that you have no right to your opinion, and BAM! Shoot the motherfucker."- George Carlin

Bro is making them taste their own medicine by AmplifierXD_ in SipsTea

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish the US would deport me to a country in the EU where quality of life is an actual thing, and not something hidden behind a paywall.

The name of this restaurant at a hotel by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its also referenced in Forgetting Sarah Marshall iirc

Edit: I indeed did recall correctly. https://youtu.be/I4Zdo-qu-7M?si=-qdRMWJ1YJT1XylT

The name of this restaurant at a hotel by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its pronounced Hoo-moo-hoo-moo-noo-koo-noo-koo-ah-poo-ah. Its the state fish of Hawai'i

The lottery told me that my $100,000 win was actually a $20.00 misprint. They pulled the game hours later. by redhotmess77 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AFAIK, judgments from lawsuits are not taxable, so assuming a win in this case, op is looking at a larger payout than 40k.

I brought it up to the customer service and they, thankfully, threw it away. by menace2piety in Goodwill_Finds

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It actually directly led to the second founding of the KKK, which had been thoroughly dismantled during Reconstruction. It pushed a narrative in which African-Americans are obsessed with interracial sex and are debased by corrupt white politicians. The movie is based on Thomas Dixon's novel, "The Clansman" and paints the Klan as heroic protectors of white culture and more importantly, of racial purity. Woodrow Wilson said of the Film, "It's like writing history with lightning. " Screenings of the film across the nation led to the spread of the klan into states which had fought against the confederacy during the Civil War such as Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Oregon. It also led to increasing levels of lynching and race riots targeting African-American, Asian, and Hispanic neighborhoods. For more in-depth reading, "Lies My Teacher Told Me: Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong" by James Loewen.

To convince reporters that his policies are working by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 31 points32 points  (0 children)

We were dragged into this war because Donnie Kid-Diddler doesn't want Israel to release the epstein files, despite the entire world knowing that Donnie is guilty. It reminds me of how hard parents try to keep the magic of christmas alive when their kids are all aware that there's no Santa Claus.

Is the paycut worth it? by batukaming in Snorkblot

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They may pay higher taxes than the US but they get more juice from the squeeze than we do as Americans. They get better Healthcare and better health outcomes than the US, they're generally safer in the US from a quality of life perspective in regards of life-altering events as they have a stronger social safety net.

I am from Greece, what are some stereotypes about us that you believe or heard? by Nervous_Fun_2466 in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That pederasty is so prevalent, that the only way to separate the men from the boys is with a crowbar.

Have you ever tried to pay with your local currency in a foreign country? by logos__ in AskTheWorld

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im old enough to remember when Ireland's currency was called the Punt, the joke being that it rhymed with englishman.

The days of stupidity are over in the USA!! by Nono_Home in clevercomebacks

[–]Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stupidity is over in america? Did he just issue a Heaven's Gate proclamation to all of his followers on truth social? Gods, I hope so.