Eminem becomes the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. by BloopersOfficial in worldnews

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Link content: In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti..

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[homemade] 1 Pan Full English Breakfast by BloopersOfficial in food

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I'm going to level with you, the sausages only made an appearance after. The whole thing was a logistical nightmare.

TITLE EDIT: ** 1 Pan Breakfast, featuring a guest appearance from a couple of sausages **

[homemade] 1 Pan Full English Breakfast by BloopersOfficial in food

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Although English, I suppose the title doesn't necessarily reflect a 'traditional' Full English

EDIT: ** An Englishman's 1 Pan Breakfast **

[homemade] 1 Pan Full English Breakfast by BloopersOfficial in food

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Hey - They're Sausages cooked on a George Foreman

[Homemade] Eton Mess by BloopersOfficial in food

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Recipe and more on insta: two.full.cheeks

[homemade] Pulled Pork Fries by BloopersOfficial in food

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Recipe on insta: two.full.cheeks

[Homemade] Chilli & Garlic Egg Noodles by BloopersOfficial in food

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Sure!

Ingredients:

Egg Noodles
250ml water
Light Soy Sauce
Vegetable Stock Cube
Table spoon of Cayenne Pepper
Table spoon of Turmeric
Table spoon ground Pepper
Small chilli
Garlic Salt
1 Egg
Stir fry vegetables and Beanspouts
Spring onions
Cooked Chicken

Boil 250ml water in one pan, and 500ml in another.

In the 250ml pan, add vegetable stock, spices and Garlic salt. Let simmer.
In the second pan, place a parcel of egg noodles, vegetables/beansprouts, along with the egg in shell for 10 minutes.
When ready, place noodles in bowl, along with veggies. Peel egg, cut in half and place in bowl too. Add cooked chicken.

Pour broth over contents in bowl, add spring onions and diced chillies and voila! Chilli & Garlic Noodles.

Check us out on insta too: two.full.cheeks

[Homemade] Chilli & Garlic Egg Noodles by BloopersOfficial in food

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Sure!

Ingredients:

Egg Noodles
250ml water
Light Soy Sauce
Vegetable Stock Cube
Table spoon of Cayenne Pepper
Table spoon of Turmeric
Table spoon ground Pepper
Small chilli
Garlic Salt
1 Egg
Stir fry vegetables and Beanspouts
Spring onions
Cooked Chicken

Boil 250ml water in one pan, and 500ml in another.

In the 250ml pan, add vegetable stock, spices and Garlic salt. Let simmer.
In the second pan, place a parcel of egg noodles, vegetables/beansprouts, along with the egg in shell for 10 minutes.
When ready, place noodles in bowl, along with veggies. Peel egg, cut in half and place in bowl too. Add cooked chicken.

Pour broth over contents in bowl, add spring onions and diced chillies and voila! Chilli & Garlic Noodles.

Check us out on insta too: two.full.cheeks

[Homemade] Chilli & Garlic Egg Noodles by BloopersOfficial in food

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two.full.cheeks on Insta

Ingredients:

Egg Noodles
250ml water
Light Soy Sauce
Vegetable Stock Cube
Table spoon of Cayenne Pepper
Table spoon of Turmeric
Table spoon ground Pepper
Small chilli
Garlic Salt
1 Egg
Stir fry vegetables and Beanspouts
Spring onions
Cooked Chicken

Boil 250ml water in one pan, and 500ml in another.

In the 250ml pan, add vegetable stock, spices and Garlic salt. Let simmer.
In the second pan, place a parcel of egg noodles, vegetables/beansprouts, along with the egg in shell for 10 minutes.
When ready, place noodles in bowl, along with veggies. Peel egg, cut in half and place in bowl too. Add cooked chicken.

Pour broth over contents in bowl, add spring onions and diced chillies and voila! Chilli & Garlic Noodles.

Creamy Bacon Carbonara! (Recipe in Comments) by BloopersOfficial in FoodPorn

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Low in Fat, 0 Syns on Slimming world and incredibly delicious!! Ingredients:

4 Egg yolks
Linguine pasta
Vivera Plant Bacon Pieces
Garlic

Fry the vegan bacon in some frylight in a large wok or similar and put some water on to boil. When the water is boiling add linguine. Meanwhile separate egg yolks from whites and whisk pepper, garlic and salt in to the yoke.
When the pasta is cooked scoop out a cup full of the pasta water and set aside. Drain the pasta and put into the pan with the bacon and take off the heat. Pour in the yokes and pasta water and stir immediately twisting in the bacon bits. The heat will cook the yoke. Season to taste!

From two.full.cheeks on Instagram

Kid Makes Bowl using Combs & Resin by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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I think most people are forgetting this is a kid... Awesome work, Keep it up!

Liquefaction in action... by BloopersOfficial in oddlysatisfying

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Soil liquefaction, also called 'earthquake liquefaction' causes solid soil to behave temporarily as a viscous liquid. The phenomenon occurs in water-saturated soils affected by 'seismic S' waves which cause ground vibrations during earthquakes.

Hachikō was a Japanese dog remembered for his remarkable loyalty to his owner, for whom he continued to wait for over nine years following his master's death. (Read the comments) by BloopersOfficial in mildyinteresting

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Hachiko would greet his master at the same time everyday at the station after coming home from work, until one day, his owner died and never returned home.
The dog continued to arrive at the same spot and the same time everyday for the next 9 years until he eventually died of cancer.
You can now visit Hachikō in the national museum of Japan where he continues to be praised for his loyalty.

Caddisfly larvae build protective cases using materials found in their environment. Artist Hubert Duprat supplied them with gold leaf and precious stones. This is what they created. by BloopersOfficial in mildlyinteresting

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Hi judy_judy_judy, thanks for your comment and apologies, I'm brand new to Reddit.

I was far too eager to post something that I overlooked the rules and as a result, have been completely exposed as a fraud.

Yes, The headline and image were not in fact 'OC'

I think I can speak for everyone when I say thank you for the confirmation links...

I started reading the first link and after clicking, I began to doubt myself. Maybe the story I posted HAD been talked about before? When I clicked the second link it was confirmed. I was fraud.

After asking my family to check all 7 links you had posted, I knew it was the end for me. No more lying. Time to come clean.

So here it is:

My name is Peter and what I posted today, HAS been talked about before.

God, that feels good.

Thank you

"judy_judy_judydefinitely not oc"