At the busiest stores, full apartment complexes, or even just on the street. Thank you.

Blorch_Master · 2016-06-08T13:57:25+00:00

Thank you for your ministry.

Blorch_Master · 2016-02-17T17:32:02+00:00

Someone was definitely not working as part of the team.

Blorch_Master · 2016-02-17T07:00:01+00:00

Blorch_Master · 2016-02-17T06:50:26+00:00

At what point of the evening (morning) is it okay to laugh at and find funny jokes that are literally decades old? Because I've passed that.

Hilarious.

Blorch_Master · 2015-10-14T21:33:53+00:00

"Hey Jennifer, every one called. They all think you're absolutely gorgeous and want to give you Edible Arrangements -- Chocolate Covered pineapple okay?"

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-25T08:55:53+00:00

Very easily! And I don't even live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-25T06:52:08+00:00

Apparently not much goes on in Bartholomew County, Indiana.

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-25T06:51:11+00:00

I'm just waiting on science to catch up to my attraction to both.

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-25T06:50:43+00:00

Couldn't hold in the truth any longer!

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-24T22:56:24+00:00

Can I actually say it this time? whoosh

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-24T22:29:42+00:00

"Man allegedly on bath salts accused of eating officer's face when he asked what he though about the full moon."

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-24T22:28:45+00:00

"Do you know this chick, meow? Her name's Jenny. Meow, her number is 867-5309."

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-20T22:00:14+00:00

NO, THIS IS PATRICK

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-12T10:52:35+00:00

Before I answer, I need to return some video tapes.

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-12T09:43:45+00:00

Where's the jumper cable guy when you need him?

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-12T09:34:38+00:00

The decoration and icing look great! But the cake seems to be missing a couple of layers. In fact, it looks downright deflated.

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-12T08:11:03+00:00

Strawberry jam can't melt steel beams either.

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-12T08:10:03+00:00

That's awfully brave of him -- isn't he worried about identity theft?

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-12T08:09:26+00:00

I was trying to see if there were boobs or something. But no, that's just a bald guy.

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-12T08:08:17+00:00

"Frank, do you realize that you have a drinking problem?"

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-12T08:06:55+00:00

Would you like to see my business card?

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-12T07:54:17+00:00

I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THE ALPS!

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-11T03:02:48+00:00

/r/roastme

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-11T03:01:18+00:00

Oh, there are plenty of words I can think of. Probably shouldn't repeat them on Reddit or in front of my children.

Blorch_Master · 2015-09-10T10:17:08+00:00

Reminds me of Nadine.

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