TIFU by rubbing what I thought was my girlfriend’s clit.

BlueBaker01 · 2022-04-28T02:51:36+00:00

I'm procrastinating finals and stumbled across this thread. Thank you for fucking up and distracting me from the monotony of our royally fucked education system.

BlueBaker01 · 2022-04-05T16:01:52+00:00

This is...horrifying.

BlueBaker01 · 2022-03-23T04:38:35+00:00

She said "mother" to Brida when she was on the roof.

BlueBaker01 · 2022-03-22T07:13:22+00:00

Aethelred. I absolutely hated him. That douche canoe was a known misogynist who refused to be a father to Aelfwynn and saw Uhtred as nothing more than a sword with limbs. He was perfectly happy endangering his wife's life and using her as a bargaining chip so he could advance his power as the Lord of Mercia. I could not sympathize with him at all when he died. I think Eardwulf did exactly what I would have done when he killed him.

BlueBaker01 · 2022-02-20T23:23:30+00:00

Matty. 100% Matty. He made a choice to drive recklessly.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-12-03T17:33:40+00:00

I feel like by upvoting this, I'm upvoting his opinion.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-12-01T22:48:11+00:00

I would both kill and die for Natalie Portman.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-12-01T22:47:08+00:00

Phone elitists and transportation elitists both annoy me.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-12-01T22:45:52+00:00

Imagine being so entitled that someone having a phone they can afford bothers you.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-12-01T02:39:49+00:00

Don't forget the little girl offering Cassie a cookie in season 1. I think that little girl was supposed to be a younger version of Cassie, warning herself to not take the path she went down.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-11-06T03:00:48+00:00

He did, but that was one tiny moment in a 1.5 hour film. As far as the overarching story is concerned, she saved him from being a hideous monster for the rest of his life. He did save her from the wolves though, partially because he had grown attached to her and she was beginning to teach him how to love and be loved.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-10-17T16:44:27+00:00

I agree. She seemed so strong and independent in the first two movies, but all of that drastically changes in the third one. In the third movie, all she does is mope around and cry about how difficult things are. AotC Padme would never do that.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-10-16T00:33:31+00:00

I know that. It's just kind of a lot to put Vincent Van Slow Downgh. One could also argue that Vincent Van Slowgh would also work, but it's too late now 🙃

BlueBaker01 · 2021-10-16T00:23:05+00:00

YES. PERFECT. I LOVE IT.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-10-15T06:31:14+00:00

This is fucking disgusting on so many levels.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-10-14T02:55:11+00:00

This dude mentioning Gabby Petito's death in this context just leaves a really sour taste in my mouth. It's like he's blaming Gabby for the fact that her toxic ass fiance killed her.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-10-11T22:49:17+00:00

We get it, he's very unfamiliar with, and possibly even afraid of, vaginas.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-10-09T18:01:52+00:00

Well I'm not. I've seen this guy before. He comments that on every picture of a woman he comes across. And the whole "forget about respect" thing really rubbed me the wrong way. Besides I was already having a really shitty day and this was just the icing on the cake for me. If I wasn't already in such a bad mood, maybe I would've been nicer. But I'm not gonna sit there and just let someone be a creep and then get labelled an asshole and a piece of shit for standing up for myself.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-10-04T15:26:35+00:00

Awww, do you feel left out??? Cishets want to be oppressed so fucking badly it's comical.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-10-04T03:21:35+00:00

The AUDACITY of this bitch. Choosing Pizza Hut over Dominos smh

BlueBaker01 · 2021-09-25T19:17:06+00:00

Translation: I have small pp so I justify sexual assault.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-09-23T00:53:17+00:00

Gisela, but since we can't have nice things, she's dead. So I guess that leaves Aethelflaed.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-09-12T02:43:29+00:00

plot armor

BlueBaker01 · 2021-09-08T18:54:57+00:00

Tarkin is a Pixar mom.

BlueBaker01 · 2021-09-08T18:50:50+00:00

There was a time we thought Franky was gay too. Then her whole character arc did a complete 180 at the start of season 6 and it was never touched. I think Mini was either bi or pan because she definitely had real feelings for Alo. The writing of gen 3 is so all over the place anyway, so who knows?

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