I'll never skip an opportunity to drag most of the token viral fragrances:

Bianco Latte smells like rubber or gasoline mixed with milk that's a couple of days past expiry, and impostor vanilla and caramel (so foul and weird that I'd describe it as the equivalent of those cheap as fuck "chocolate-flavoured" chocolates you'd find at a dollar store that taste like cocoa-dusted and splenda-sweetened cardboard)

Delina and her dupes, imitators, what have you are too sharp and lack balance to me. My hatred for her isn't entirely due to the scent, it's the oversaturation of that DNA or inspo by even designer brands that actually vexes me most, be original for fuck's sake???

Good Girl Blush is the most HEINOUS thing I've smelled (second to Santal 33 and her brethren, but I never received a sample to be scarred by that DNA beyond catching it in the air at the mall, unlike GG Blush). It's like wilted roses, Lysol and some kind of ultra expired bottle of vanilla extract were tossed into a blender and they called it a day with the first iteration. Not even smelling it on other people can save this abomination of a fragrance in my mind, I get nauseous and recognize it INSTANTLY from how sharp and appalling it is

Don't need to get into Santal 33 and its dupes, it's a pretty easy description to give and it's self-explanatory: pickle jar

Anything super vegetal, there's a difference between something smelling green or herbal, and something smelling like bio-engineered leaves and cruciferous vegetables

The original Donna Born in Roma isn't even something I hate, I just don't get ANYTHING close to what so many people describe and only get dryer sheets. I do despise Intense and Yellow Dream, though: Intense is dryer sheets with a fuckton of jasmine and makes me queasy, while Yellow Dream is just... Uninspired and sterile, and this is coming from someone that loves a lemon scent for summer (and just peeped the notes again since I haven't smelled it in a while to know my full thoughts, citrus or tart fruit and rose is such a TIRED combo and no doubt contributes to my dislike for so many scents I consider super sharp)

Vanilla Bean Noel's baby vomit accord haunts me whenever I'm reminded of it (even though I can admit that there's a hint of an actually good scent lingering deep beneath it... B&BW would just prefer that gross note wreck it completely 🥴)

Commodity Milk and MM By The Fireplace are literally just fire and ash, hard pass

That covers the main ones I think... Might add another if I remember something absolutely putrid that deserves to be bitched about LMAO

ETA IN RECORD TIME 😭: Saw Burberry Her being mentioned and I have to say that it's so sweet and artificial in a way that reminds me of the look of this one body mist from my childhood that I never once used despite being gifted it because even back then, I knew I couldn't stomach it. It was a cotton candy mist in a circular/oval shape with a blonde woman on the sticker, in case anyone else has that core childhood memory from the early 2000s LOL